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Jesus what did he do to piss you off Austin?
 
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nothing I can remember. Guy is a nut job
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

jsab, what are your thoughts about dating a co-worker?  Most say to stay away

I think its best to stay away from that as I can speak from experience. It's difficult though if you are really into someone .If you can just be in  acasual relationship its not so bad but most females will never go for that IMO.

 
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STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN!!!!!THEY ARE EVIL!!!!THEY COST $$$ ALSO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE DRAMA GAMES AND EMOTION CRAP WITH BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.....ITS REASON ILL ALWAYS BE SINGLE
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Also buy a slingshot.  Women tend to be attracted to a man who can use a slingshot.  Take it to the bar and some rocks.  Start talking to a woman and right after you say "hey how are you?".....take the slingshot out and say "watch this".  Take the rock out slowly and peg the biggest guy in the room in the head.  Then run.  Next time you see the woman she is putty in your hands.
Marbles for distance, ball bearings or steelies for damage.
 
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After a breakup, I actually won alot of money one day on baseball so I actually called a escort for kicks.

She was this attractive lady in her early 30's.

It was worth it...she swallowed my load when I busted a nut.

 
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Well I found something that makes me perk up a little bit.

I just found out that an ex of mine is getting married to a guy that lives in Mexico(she is moving down there). This guy looks like a cross between a monkey and a horse and his teeth are pretty brutal. It looks like he was chewing on marbles. Not only that his arms are smaller than hers(she definitley put on some weight since we broke up). Now i'm glad she dumped me. Enjoy the Mexican horse monkey.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:

Well I found something that makes me perk up a little bit.

I just found out that an ex of mine is getting married to a guy that lives in Mexico(she is moving down there). This guy looks like a cross between a monkey and a horse and his teeth are pretty brutal. It looks like he was chewing on marbles. Not only that his arms are smaller than hers(she definitley put on some weight since we broke up). Now i'm glad she dumped me. Enjoy the Mexican horse monkey.

 


he must have a bigger pecker
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

Long distance relationship just blew up on me. She didn't want to move from Chicago to Phoenix and I can't say I blame her. I'm pretty mind fucked right now. I don't even think I'd be capable of trying to go land some new ass to forget about things at the moment. My dick feels like it turtle headed back into body and won't come back. It's like I just railed a few lines of blow....im that limp. Wish I had some Xanax right now. I kind of want to go on a bender but I feel like that would just make me feel worse. Might drive to Vegas tomorrow to blow off some steam if I can motivate myself. Gonna go on a long run to clear my mind in a little. I think that will help somewhat. I haven't been dumped since high school days. This fucking blows....


feel free to gimme some tips or to rip on me. Both are welcome

Dude,

Only time heals a broken heart, but if an apple is rotten on one side turn it over, and nibble on the other side.

 
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somebodies suckin my cock in here
 
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I wish I had the power to where I could say Spockgato will rap on this girlfriend problems of yours Messier and it would occur... If only I had that power
 
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no problems anymore....sucked for the first month though. Living a mile away from Mill ave and all the ASU chicks is helpful when trying to rebound. okcupud and plentyoffish are good for some easy lays as well. The last chick I banged called me 2 days later telling me she was pregnant. I def regret letting her rip the condom off midway through. Turns out the guy before me knocked her up Too close for comfort though. I've barely talked to my ex since. Though she did call me a few days ago asking me for advice on chiropractors. She got a bad case of lockjaw. I told her that must have been a giant cock she was sucking on but she assured me it was just a yawn that went wrong......ya right
 
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I found another girl and shot a load into her mouth
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:


he must have a bigger pecker

I'm alright with that. I'm cool with my size and I know there are some guys with bigger ones than me. But it still doesn't change the fact that he is ugly as shit.

 
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Hang in there Bro Better dayz Ahead.. It's a part of life. every male.that atleast gets a Sexy or attracive/Good female in there life time wil go thru this. i thought i wouldnt and did. it was hard i won't lie. feeling get the best of you and you loose control of life period if she meant sumthing to u, But go on with life. if it was meant to be. Ya'll will reunite one day, If not trust me you wil meet sumbody new that will grow on you just as much or if not stronger. Love is a funny thing. i'm happy i can say I got a great girl that i Love. Hope things work out for you bro and everything goes just the way you wish down the road. Keep your Head Up and don't be shy or afraid to show your feeling. it's a part of Love i guess. just dont go begging on one knee cryin and shit or turn into the stocker type.
Otherwise Chase what you LOVE Good Luck on your journey.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


"It's official....I'm a box. I just made a photo album book for her of all our good photos and on the back page wrote a message saying that I'll always love her and that I understand long distance is tough. Maybe change and a fresh start will be a good thing for both of us. You have been my best friend these last 5 years, almost like family. Hopefully one day we can still be friends. I'm not going to say another word from here on out.  I promise."

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did she send you a photo book of her new boyfriend riding her like a racehorse???
 
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 Good morning needledick she said its in the mail
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

 Good morning needledick she said its in the mail

cool. now you can see what i look like pounding your girl with my sledge hammer...
 
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can't wait.....if I wanted to see a needledick I'd watch some japanese porn
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

can't wait.....if I wanted to see a needledick I'd watch some japanese porn


 
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Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


did she send you a photo book of her new boyfriend riding her like a racehorse???
LMAO...what a fn tool...
 
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Looks like michaelpaul is feeling a little insecure after I made fun of his thread professing his love for Mr. Bator. 
 
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