Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room.
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us. I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse. First thing I do when we've done fucking is wash my hands.
Anyone else have this issue? I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving? Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with. She is hot and a cool chick, and the fuck is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue? If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl? We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.
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Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room.
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us. I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse. First thing I do when we've done fucking is wash my hands.
Anyone else have this issue? I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving? Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with. She is hot and a cool chick, and the fuck is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue? If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl? We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.
I don't know if this is a serious thread or not, but...
Consider making her take a shower before you guys are going to go at it. I don't know how you can consider her "hot," yet refuse to go near her snatch. Sounds like a major contradiction to me ...
As for me, I can't get enough of my wife's cooter. Fresh out of the shower, and save dinner for another night
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I don't know if this is a serious thread or not, but...
Consider making her take a shower before you guys are going to go at it. I don't know how you can consider her "hot," yet refuse to go near her snatch. Sounds like a major contradiction to me ...
As for me, I can't get enough of my wife's cooter. Fresh out of the shower, and save dinner for another night
At 3 months in I would not bring it up yet (although eventually I would) but here is what you do when that occurs;
Let's say you like Myers Rum like I do. You say to her, "honey you know what I would love to do?", "I would like to spread myers all over your box and eat you. I think that would be the hottest thing for me". I have done that in the past and the alcohol wipes all smell away and you enjoy it and so does she. This works with J&B etc also.
My current girl is great. One of the 10% of the women in the world who squirts (thanks to an active Skene's gland) and it is great, no smell just great juices!!
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At 3 months in I would not bring it up yet (although eventually I would) but here is what you do when that occurs;
Let's say you like Myers Rum like I do. You say to her, "honey you know what I would love to do?", "I would like to spread myers all over your box and eat you. I think that would be the hottest thing for me". I have done that in the past and the alcohol wipes all smell away and you enjoy it and so does she. This works with J&B etc also.
My current girl is great. One of the 10% of the women in the world who squirts (thanks to an active Skene's gland) and it is great, no smell just great juices!!
Tell her as kindly as you can what the facts are. Get her to douche with Massingill. This will help keep her fresh down there. Some women just smell bad, they have to be trained to wash it out. I think that if you approach this with tact and skill you can overcome this problem. I would think that twice a week should probably be enough. She could always talk with her gyn about this, too.
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Tell her as kindly as you can what the facts are. Get her to douche with Massingill. This will help keep her fresh down there. Some women just smell bad, they have to be trained to wash it out. I think that if you approach this with tact and skill you can overcome this problem. I would think that twice a week should probably be enough. She could always talk with her gyn about this, too.
Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room.
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us. I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse. First thing I do when we've done fucking is wash my hands.
Anyone else have this issue? I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving? Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with. She is hot and a cool chick, and the fuck is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue? If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl? We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:
Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room.
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us. I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse. First thing I do when we've done fucking is wash my hands.
Anyone else have this issue? I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving? Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with. She is hot and a cool chick, and the fuck is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue? If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl? We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.
I 've had the same problem in the past NH, does she enjoy giving you head? If so, just 69 her & use your hands & tell her she turns you on too much & you can't conentrate, if not tell her you've fantacized about having a girl "Toss You Salad" and you would down on her after she is finished, if she hesitates it all good, if she agrees you are F#@%ed. BOL
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I 've had the same problem in the past NH, does she enjoy giving you head? If so, just 69 her & use your hands & tell her she turns you on too much & you can't conentrate, if not tell her you've fantacized about having a girl "Toss You Salad" and you would down on her after she is finished, if she hesitates it all good, if she agrees you are F#@%ed. BOL
Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that fucker over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.
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Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that fucker over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.
Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that fucker over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.
That is some funny shit.
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Quote Originally Posted by RickeM:
Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that fucker over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.
first off, i cant believe you guys think this is a serious thread. Nosehair always starts these kinds of threads to see what kind of responses he gets. Not bashin you nose, i find them very entertaining.
As for me, I eat box for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and some extra on the side for desert. I actually love doing it, and the only girls that I have done it to have tasted fantastic. gets my cock hard and ready to fuck the shit out of her.
find a clean girl man, i seriously wouldnt be with a girl with a stinky snatch
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first off, i cant believe you guys think this is a serious thread. Nosehair always starts these kinds of threads to see what kind of responses he gets. Not bashin you nose, i find them very entertaining.
As for me, I eat box for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and some extra on the side for desert. I actually love doing it, and the only girls that I have done it to have tasted fantastic. gets my cock hard and ready to fuck the shit out of her.
find a clean girl man, i seriously wouldnt be with a girl with a stinky snatch
Sorry man, too many beers tonight. If those don't work tell her you have had cold-sores in the past and you don't want to take the chance of giving a beautiful girl like her any chance of giving her Herpes, she will appreciate your concern & probably tongue your scrotum if you ask her to.
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Sorry man, too many beers tonight. If those don't work tell her you have had cold-sores in the past and you don't want to take the chance of giving a beautiful girl like her any chance of giving her Herpes, she will appreciate your concern & probably tongue your scrotum if you ask her to.
It excuses nothing, but there are some girls that could put a garden hose up there full strength fortified by a rose resevoir, and it would make no difference. Their snatch is just going to reak......Shame sometimes, too, because I've been with a few fine ass great in the rack girls that went to doctors that said that there was nothing to be done about it.
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It excuses nothing, but there are some girls that could put a garden hose up there full strength fortified by a rose resevoir, and it would make no difference. Their snatch is just going to reak......Shame sometimes, too, because I've been with a few fine ass great in the rack girls that went to doctors that said that there was nothing to be done about it.
I still had to walk. Can't handle rank box.....If you are too scared to bring your fingers up towards your head after having them down at the "Y" for the obvious fear that you'll both smell the limburger bush pie, it ain't worth it.
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I still had to walk. Can't handle rank box.....If you are too scared to bring your fingers up towards your head after having them down at the "Y" for the obvious fear that you'll both smell the limburger bush pie, it ain't worth it.
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