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In highschool i finally got up with the hottest cheerleader we had.    She was bad ass.   We were at a buds house in the pool all day,  well we sneak off to the house.   We get to messin around, her body tight as hell(can see every muscle) just nice.   WELL i get headed down and i SWARE that smell almost burnt my brain!!! It was so strong it was unbearable.   Well i came up an tapped it for a good minute or two.   I was thinking maybe just a bad day....but fellas i hit it maybe 10 times after that THE SAME SMELL.   It was awful i had to call it off.   I see her sometimes in town and i think i can almost smell it still.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RickeM:

Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that fucker over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.

The type of fish smell remains a question

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

In highschool i finally got up with the hottest cheerleader we had.    She was bad ass.   We were at a buds house in the pool all day,  well we sneak off to the house.   We get to messin around, her body tight as hell(can see every muscle) just nice.   WELL i get headed down and i SWARE that smell almost burnt my brain!!! It was so strong it was unbearable.   Well i came up an tapped it for a good minute or two.   I was thinking maybe just a bad day....but fellas i hit it maybe 10 times after that THE SAME SMELL.   It was awful i had to call it off.   I see her sometimes in town and i think i can almost smell it still.

 

Is that her in your avatar?

 
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   Thank God NO!
 
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Timber, same situation as I referred to.
 
Sometimes they just stink like a sewer and can't do shit about it...
 
Now, the lazy bitches that don't douche out well and properly can't have fun with plastic and batteries, because that's all they're getting also...........
 
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It really is a shame that there isn't something they can do about it.
 
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op, I will need to see pics of said girl before giving you the proper advice
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

In highschool i finally got up with the hottest cheerleader we had.    She was bad ass.   We were at a buds house in the pool all day,  well we sneak off to the house.   We get to messin around, her body tight as hell(can see every muscle) just nice.   WELL i get headed down and i SWARE that smell almost burnt my brain!!! It was so strong it was unbearable.   Well i came up an tapped it for a good minute or two.   I was thinking maybe just a bad day....but fellas i hit it maybe 10 times after that THE SAME SMELL.   It was awful i had to call it off.   I see her sometimes in town and i think i can almost smell it still.

 

She might have some kind of infection and dont know it.     Hell you could be ate up with an std right now.
 
Use my poison ivy cure real quick:    Neeehh..... it's to late your fucked!!!
 
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Communication skills and diplomacy are both critical at this juncture.
Yes we've all been there.
Tell her that you have a sensitive nose but use the right tone and delivery. I've mowed down 10's and following barely made it to the toilet bowl.
 
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are u sure it isn't her asshole that smells?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wjeremy97:

are u sure it isn't her asshole that smells?


Yea that's it...maybe she just doesn't wipe her ass that well after dropping a load.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by wjeremy97:

are u sure it isn't her asshole that smells?

I'm not feeling well now.....need to lie down.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gene024:

open it up and spray febreeze

 

Another awesome thread from NH...

 
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i've definitely been with a smelly one.  i started fingering her and it just fucking reeeeeeeeked.  i smelled my fingers and about puked.  so i made up some story about being the nice guy and didn't want to have sex with her on the first time we hooked up.  put my pants on and ran.  i tried to wash my hands with every soap in the house and it wouldn't go away.  it took like 2 days for it to completely go away.  never saw her again.  It was the worst.  nothing else has even come close
 
great fucking thread
 
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Smelly Snatch...NICE - Where can I get a piece of that pie?
 
 
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he he....alright
 
 
 
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any thread nosehair starts is an instant classic

 
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Disgusting.

I once hooked up with a girl at a party that had the unfortunate habit of reaching down between her legs and wiping her ass forward. 


I ran like a coward. 

Tasty box is a treat.  Accept nothing less.
 
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nah..it hurts my neck
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Chingas:


I once hooked up with a girl at a party that had the unfortunate habit of reaching down between her legs and wiping her ass forward. 

what the fuck??  did she have extra long monkey arms?  wiping forward?  that's like picking your nose with your toes or something

 
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I didn't ask.  I simply discovered the results at the party, ran like coward and found that tidbit out later from her friends.

Try it sometime, it's really not very effective.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TIMBER9:

She might have some kind of infection and dont know it.     Hell you could be eat up with an std right now.
 
Use my poison ivy cure real quick:
 
Bath tub full HOT water(scalding)
gallon of clorox
bottle of apple cider vinegar
epson salt
soak for 30 mins.........               Unwind a close hanger and let me know when your 30 is up

may have to write this down in the log book for possible future reference, any more info on what this cures? seems like a bath of hell!!

 
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Where does the coat hanger go? 
 
 
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2 words:

SUMMER'S EVE! ( douche it babeeeeee.....yeah!)


if that don't work...maybe wjeremy is onto something, u sure it's her cooter you are going down on?

maybe it is her chocolate starfish u are exploring and be careful if it is....rememeber, you can get a girl pregnant that way!!!

good health my brother
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