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Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

Here something for you to think about Lets see you won't kiss your G/F after a nut buster dose she kiss you after you go down on her and also the next time you kiss her just think where she was before she came home you just might be kissing someone elses dick
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I knew a guy that was dating a chick, well he eventually broke up with her, said the only reason he did was because no matter what he tried her vagina smelled like a dunpster, said they tried everything.  He kept telling us over and over again how bad it was but they were broke up so who cared.

a year later they had gotten married, now every time I see her ass I think about how rotten her coochie is....

moral, don't tell people your chicks hole is a stink bomb unless they are dead and you can't get back together with them....

 
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open it up and spray febreeze
 
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Good thread. But what is causing the smell is her diet. She is eating a lot of stuff that is bad for her which makes the pooty smell bad. Simple as that.
 
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Good thread. But what is causing the smell is her diet. She is eating a lot of stuff that is bad for her which makes the pooty smell bad. Simple as that.

it's either that or the fact that she is fucking 5 or 6 guys every day right before her bf goes down on her 
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Shave her box (if its not) or better yet make the bitch get a brazilian bikini wax, and pour some Peter Lugar sauce on it and chow down...
 
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quite the thread

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Louis_IV:

I knew a guy that was dating a chick, well he eventually broke up with her, said the only reason he did was because no matter what he tried her vagina smelled like a dunpster, said they tried everything.  He kept telling us over and over again how bad it was but they were broke up so who cared.

a year later they had gotten married, now every time I see her ass I think about how rotten her coochie is....

moral, don't tell people your chicks hole is a stink bomb unless they are dead and you can't get back together with them....




Wow I agree though
 
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is she fat? fat girls get a "roll" of extra fat down there which acts as a 2nd set of box lips.  this keeps the vag from getting the proper ventilation.  when opened for the first time it unleashes an ungodly smell. 

if she is fat have her pry the snatch open to air it out b4 you chow the beef.  if not then just get drunk first.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Louis_IV:

I knew a guy that was dating a chick, well he eventually broke up with her, said the only reason he did was because no matter what he tried her vagina smelled like a dunpster, said they tried everything.  He kept telling us over and over again how bad it was but they were broke up so who cared.

a year later they had gotten married, now every time I see her ass I think about how rotten her coochie is....

moral, don't tell people your chicks hole is a stink bomb unless they are dead and you can't get back together with them....

  "her vagina smelled like a dumpster".  Man I don't know if I could ever eat coochie again.  Alright, may after 10 minutes or so I will get my appetite back to go to the coochie buffet.
 
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Man, I miss Nosehair.

 
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i actually like DATY but YMMV
 
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I love eating it.  Then again, her cookie is spectacular.  Not all of them are.
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