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Posted: #126

dude this is a great post, classic!!!!  i can't stop laughing. gonna this is so funny i want my wife to sit down and read it. best advice i could give you is tell her straight up that her love box smells like fermunda cheese!!!  just be honest with her bro, all you can do.

 
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Posted: #127
SMELLY box BAD. I WOULD TELL HER IMMEDIATELY THAT IT BOTHERS YOU IF YOUR BREATH STINKS OR YOUR STUFF SMELLED SHE WOULD TELL
 
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Posted: #128
Ever try SUCKING COCK?!?!?
 
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Posted: #129
Quote Originally Posted by TommyToronto:

Ever try SUCKING COCK?!?!?


 
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Posted: #130
Quote Originally Posted by JRBull:

Simple solution;
 
You just have to lick the stink off of it ! 

 

 
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Posted: #131
Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
 
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room. 
 
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us.  I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse.  First thing I do when we've done fucking is wash my hands.
 
Anyone else have this issue?  I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
 
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving?  Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
 
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
 
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with.  She is hot and a cool chick, and the fuck is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
 
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue?  If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl?  We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.
if ya dont she wont be your girl for long--just get it done pards
 
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Posted: #132
Well, if the ship just hit an iceberg, wouldn't you have to go down?
 
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Posted: #133
Get Some Fabreeze..........
 
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Posted: #134
Grow a womb broom.....problem solved.............
 
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Posted: #135
im guessing nosehair is one of that wannabes fartnsniffs crew. thoughts? Has that total loser look.
 
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Posted: #136

Been there man

Not good.......Its funny how the stench is overpowering and they act like nothing is different. meanwhile your skin is peeling off like in Toal Recall

 
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Posted: #137
Quote Originally Posted by SOBLATANT:

im guessing nosehair is one of that wannabes fartnsniffs crew. thoughts? Has that total loser look.
Look who's talking!! 
 
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At times there is some hint of smell. Very simple solution.....my favorite rum is Myers. I pour some in a glass and dip my fingers in it and spread it all over in and around the area and tell her I love tasting that on her. It tastes great and the alcohol cleans everything up. Do the same with your favorite liquor and tell her it is awesome tasting both at the same time.
 
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Posted: #139
[Quote: Originally Posted by beerBONG] The first box I ever went down on belonged to my buddy's sister and it smelled like spaghetti and meatballs.
 
 
That wasn't a box that was a swansons TV dinner.
 
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Posted: #140

Douch  5$

sented lube 18$

cider 8$

Little boy that was tramatized by his step dads smelly ballz PRICELESS

 

 

 

 

 
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Posted: #141
I'm bad when it comes to that stuff. Ill tell the girl or make it obvious.put you fingers down there, get it smelling serious then put your hands in her face. dont be obvious aboutit. go to touch her face or move her hair or somthing be smooth. shell notice it.
 
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Posted: #142
eat tah fuckin butt
 
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Posted: #143
pass on that shit...but by u keepin her, it keeps her off the market and out of other dude's beds...potentially mine! thanks bro!
 
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Posted: #144
Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

All you need is the juice of one lime, make a party out of it.























If that doesn't work one word ..................................................Clorox



Man you beat me it   I was thinking about the lime juice. I thought you were being helpful for a moment

But your Clorox comment is really funny


 
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bigreds daddy
 
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This happened to me before with a chick with an amazing tight body.  I didn't even have ur panties off and I could smell it already.  Worst thing ever.  I avoided going down for a week or so and decided to give it another chance about 3 weeks later (hoping it was just a one time thing).  Well it was just as bad the second time.  I almost threw up all over her.  Honestly if this happens to you, the best thing is to kiss her immediately afterwards so she can taste it, then run for the hills. 
 
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Posted: #147

lots of loads must be fermenting up inside there

 
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Posted: #148
Quote Originally Posted by Gene024:

open it up and spray febreeze



 
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Posted: #149
sounds like she either has a yeast infection or is smuggling eels in her box.
 
 
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Posted: #150

Have one of her hot friends go down on your girfriend while you go down on the hot friend!

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