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Quote Originally Posted by wjeremy97:

are u sure it isn't her asshole that smells?




 
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No kidding,,, get her to clean that shit up. Shouldnt stink like hot garbage 2 days in the sun after a raccoon went through it in the summer... lol
 
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Posted: #154

Put some Tarter Sauce on that bitch!!

 
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Posted: #155

Dont just look at it EAT it!

 
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How do you tell a girl that her box smells more like a garbage dump?


I don't like to let things go unsaid Especially in a situation where the person may not want to hear it but will be glad they did in the end... but I really don't know if I could ever say that.


Hey, ummm, well first of all you look great today, and uhh, I just wanted to tell you ummm.... well it's about your box.... it uh.... well I can't get near it any more until you do something about it... it smells like something died in there.  Sorry.  But you should know.
 
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Posted: #157
Quote Originally Posted by guyhi:

Dont just look at it EAT it!

 
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Here something for you to think about Lets see you won't kiss your G/F after a nut buster dose she kiss you after you go down on her and also the next time you kiss her just think where she was before she came home you just might be kissing someone elses dick
 
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What happened to Nosehair? 

I know his threads are full of shit but they were at least amusing and entertaining. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

nosehair -- next time you're about to bang her, pause for a moment, then pull out a set of nose plugs from your underwear and place them on your nose in a heroic fashion.  Kind of like Hercules pulling out the ring from his belt before going to battle.   She'll take the hint.
 
I know what you're dealing with. Some chicks just can't do anything about the nasty smell of their natural juices.
 
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Great advice from fartnsniff

 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

Man, my girlfriend is hot, but she smells like a fish factory.
 
When we start going at it - my mind is already beginning to think about the stench that will soon be making the rounds in the room. 
 
Once I start fingering her when we're making out, there is a cloud of rotten eggs around us.  I might as well have stuck my finger in a corpse.  First thing I do when we've done fucking is wash my hands.
 
Anyone else have this issue?  I'm guessing yes, since smelly box is all around us.
 
But does this make you refuse to go tongue diving?  Do you care what your woman thinks if you just arent interested?
 
I feel a little guilty because she continues to suck my cock and lick my balls - but there is no way in hell I will ever chew on that fish again.
 
It's so bad, that I know this is not the woman I will spend the rest of my life with.  She is hot and a cool chick, and the fuck is worth it for now, but I dont know how much longer I can deal with it.
 
Anyone else deal with this kinda issue?  If so, do you discuss it openly with your girl?  We've only been going out for 3 months, might not be a good thing to bring it up.

 

You're a loser and chick is a skank

 

Or you have never even got laid in your entire life

 

Either way who cares

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Whalewatcher:

Put some Tarter Sauce on that bitch!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Whalewatcher:

Put some Tarter Sauce on that bitch!!

 Or you could try Pepe's Hot Sauce.  
 
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He prob gay and has never seen a box
 
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   be a man and step up. stick your nose hair in that gash and make her squeal with a good tongue lashing.

 
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Maybe you're getting some other dudes shit! she's fucking some other guy and making you lick it!

 
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I just threw up on my computer...
 
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never have refused
 
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Entertaining thread....lost count how many times I LOL'ed.

Been there once....was shitfaced ....kinda caught me off guard. Like a no look pass with the stench of a full court press. Long story short, I threw up all over her back.

Plenty of fish in the sea....find one that doesn't smell dead

 
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Quote Originally Posted by snicker:

lol, how the hell did I miss this thread 
thread is an instant classic after i read some of the responses
 
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she might have a  bactierial infecttion. its common  and causes a stench. send her to the box doc.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AFTeRM4TH:

Entertaining thread....lost count how many times I LOL'ed.

Been there once....was shitfaced ....kinda caught me off guard. Like a no look pass with the stench of a full court press. Long story short, I threw up all over her back.

Plenty of fish in the sea....find one that doesn't smell dead

 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CanadaCapper:

Have one of her hot friends go down on your girfriend while you go down on the hot friend!

 

That's just a good idea all the way around. Regardless of any stink issues.

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