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Anyone else refuse to go down on their girlfriend

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Simple solution;
 
You just have to lick the stink off of it ! 
 
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Posted: #102
stop eating hookers
 
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Posted: #103
Maybe it's your tounge that smells.....ever think of that?  Tough guy. 
 
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And, if you are going to go down on someone........
 
 
 
 
 
He should at least have the decency to wash his balls first. 
 
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wow, this thread has a life of its own. First posted Oct.7th and still goin strong. Nosehair needs his own shock jock radio show. He  could give Stern a run for his money
 
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Posted: #106
Classic thread
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

And, if you are going to go down on someone........
 
 
 
 
 
He should at least have the decency to wash his balls first. 

 

 
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Posted: #108
OMG! Don't even get me started on these guys with their dirty ass balls!
 
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Nosehair.......you can't be that stupid. She stinks like mackerel because she hasn't had time to clean up after the  last guy(s) were pumping her full of man juice. Think about it. What decent woman doesn't make herself pristine if she knows she's going to have sex  with her boyfriend?  You make poor choices in women just because they'll give it up for you. Its not worth catching the dose from her. Get rid of this juice Dumpster.
 
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must keep this thread alive and at the top of the list. It has a life of its own.
 
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Posted: #111
Quote Originally Posted by RickeM:

Next time an hour before you bone the broad, go to Jewel and get you a good sized salmon. Stick that fucker over your wang and let it marinate a lil' bit. Then when she goes to suck you off she'll get a taste of her own box.




lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MRSARATOGA:

At 3 months in I would not bring it up yet (although eventually I would) but here is what you do when that occurs; 
Let's say you like Myers Rum like I do.  You say to her, "honey you know what I would love to do?", "I would like to spread myers all over your box and eat you. I think that would be the hottest thing for me".  I have done that in the past and the alcohol wipes all smell away and you enjoy it and so does she.  This works with J&B etc also.
 
My current girl is great. One of the 10% of the women in the world who squirts (thanks to an active Skene's gland) and it is great, no smell just great juices!!
 
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A squirter??  No thanks. Thats sick unless you're a degenerate.
 
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I went to a doctor once, and I forget the exact wording. It was either
 
"Soak it in cider" or
 
"Soak it inside her"
 
..............I'd try both
 
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I can't believe you keep eating the box!!!  It only took me one time.  I was 15 and this girl was down for the summer from Oregon.  We all went into the city for the night.  On the way home she said, "You're coming home with me tonight."  No problem.  Well, it was my 1st time eating the box.  And my last for 3 years after that.  It fucking tasted like battery acid.  Not that I go around drinking battery acid, but you get the picture.  I couldn't believe at the time about all the good shit I heard about eating box.  Well, the girl ended up fucking at least 10 more guys in town that summer.  You're girl in definately getting the milk from other guys.
 
Here's how you find out if she knows it stinks or not.  Next time your'e in bed together, tell her how much it turns you on to see her play with herself.  I mean really have her hit the G spot and finger herself.  Then tell her to suck her fingers.  Tell her how much it turns you on to see her do that.  You'll know right away whether she knows or not.
 
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Posted: #116
Stinky box is the worst! She knows how bad it is,but leaves it up to you to deal with! DUMP HER!
 
Squirters on the other hand are AWESOME! Only had one and she was fantastic, except for the dam wet spot! Had to find creative spots to bang her, like her dad's bed!  He kept thinking the dog was pissing in his bed!  What a moron!
 
Funny thread!
 
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use vicks under yer nose, it even works around smelly dead people
 
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Maybe she has a dead fetus stuck in there??
 
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No thanks but if ya gotta hit it...............
 
Break open some SMELLING SALTS and just dive in there.
 
 
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lol, how the hell did I miss this thread 
 
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Tell her to trim that Bush. 
 
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I LOL'ed about 20 times reading this thread.
 
Send that stinky bitch packing is my advice!
 
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Posted: #124
Obviuosly this kid lost his virginity to this skank. Why else would you ask this question?
 
 
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COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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