Please I beg of you- Give me a better choice than Biden vs Trump II in 2024

I mean when you pass on , and you’re dead , can you take it with you ? I’m talking about your affiliation to either being a Democrat or a Republican ? My best guess is that the afterlife doesn’t consist of any of that bullshit . And that you just become some form of energy . But that is purely speculation , as I currently have a heartbeat , and oddly enough , I find that it quickens when I think about changing this most absurd system of government and politics that the people not only in this country , but that are on this planet , are forced to endure and suffer through . So I recommend to all of you to not lose your manners , and to treat each other with a little dignity and class , because although it may seem that these things that you bicker and argue about are important , in the grand scheme of things they are just a mere soft whisper compared to the your standing 5 feet from the speakers of the Guns N Roses concert of life ……

The way people identify as a person by a group of people who tell you what to believe in and how to believe it is a big part of the problem..... 

They do not have the mental capacity or ability to doing any critical thinking outside their box they have grown up in, under the umbrella of false righteousness.  Years of brainwashing by their media political idols all while disparaging the idols of the other side.... this sub forum is a perfect show of this phenomenon.  Zero tolerance for dare questioning the party narrative.  Dignity?  Class?  Ha....this is Covers.com we are talking about.  A site dedicated to a level of degenerate action hard to find on another site of this vice.  We are fools to have any hope of thought discussion, a back and forth of ideals of change or progress, finding a common ground as a people working toward a common goal.....fools gold.  

You are a shining light . A magnificent luminance exploding upon the darkened destruction of incompetence and foolishness that I feel that I am surrounded by on a daily basis …… 

I applaud you for reinstating the small speck of belief , and the abysmally frail bellybutton lint sized amount of hope that I have , and that I somehow find myself holding on to , when it comes to people and their ability to rationalize ….

but more importantly , their ability to be in possession of the quality of a keen awareness , and to not only look all the way around the problem , but to not just trance out to it either , till they find themselves falling ghostly ill with fear , and are forced to grab towards the first thing that they see that makes some sense , or that appears to make sense when looked at haphazardly , so that they can finally calm their wretched nerves …….

Fuck those motherfuckers 

Ok . Wow . I just read about this thing called the political filibuster . Ridiculous . It’s like a kid’s game . When they just want attention , or when they just want to be annoying and not let anybody else talk .

This is legal ? You can just spout off at the lips like one of those mechanized water sprinklers that pops off of the ground like it’s The Undertaker ?

And you can just never ending spray motherfuckers with dialogue and verbiage till the hope of a resolution is just an afterthought ?

Like the homeless man that you step over is , as you rush quickly to get to the subway on your way to work ?

This is lunacy .

These are grown adults that do this ?

Adults without any history of brain trauma ? I mean there’s gotta be something wrong with them right ? To engage in such actions that are so peculiar and salacious ? Right ?

Am I missing something ?

Like the guy you notice that doesn’t have a leg ?

And you’re just hoping upon hope that the 3 year old that shares your genetic code that is standing by your side doesn’t inquire about why homie just has a nub starting at the knee ? And the situation gets embarrassing , because little Bobby said it loud enough for him to hear , and “ One and a half legs “ might be missing a second sneaker , but Big Dog sports two ears that seem like they both work just fine , because he noticed the conversation , and now his twin eyeballs are laserbeaming you and your son with hatred and scorn ?

But maybe then again he’s a veteran . And a brilliant and brave soul that lost his leg in battle attempting to fight for our freedoms . God bless you soldier . I will right the ship and spread your message of valor . I gotchu . Ya dig ?

But this filibuster crap is a Joke . How do we get rid of it ?

The filibuster has been around since the Roman Empire. Currently it is used to force a motion to invoke closture. That would then require 3/5's of the Senate to agree for passage rather than just a majority. 

A great tool of democracy that the Democrats used over 320+ times while the minority during the Trump Administration but demanded it be abolished once they had the majority in the Senate.

Hmmmm . Interesting . An archaic , antiquated method of government used to gain and keep power and control . It sounds like pure evil , and not much like a kid’s game after all .

What are people gonna bring back from the past and use during present times next ? Serfdom and Fiefdoms ? Sounds dumb .

Anyway , Uniman you da man ! Thank you for sticking your nose in , and for wetting your beak in the conversation . You sound like a real American . And this is a gambling site , so my bet is that you’re wearing a Stars and Stripes pair of Fruit of the Looms right now , although my best guess is that there is a tinge of yellow or a smudge of brown thrown about somewhere there in all the Old Glory . Ya dig ?

But that’s of little consequence right now . God bless brother . I’m looking forward to hearing more from you in the future . And thank you for taking some time out of your busy schedule to provide information , and to help teach a novice on the political game all the Ins and the Outs of this most intriguing sport of deception .

I hope that you have a nice hot dinner tonight consisting of a nutritional meal that helps you gain all of the essential nutrients and vitamins that a brain and body need to continue on the process of a healthy living existence .

Hell , let’s go one step forward on the well wishing , shall we ? I even hope that you manage to pop a Boner later , and that there is somebody else in the room there with you that can enjoy Ol’ Lazarus . God bless .

Now what can you tell me about Bill Clinton’s saxophone ? Did he learn black magic and use that musical instrument to seduce the American public’s psyche with its beautiful brainwashing melody so that they would not become angry with him once he eventually soiled a blue dress with his testicular semen syrup in the future ?

Say what you want , but If he did , you gotta give the guy credit , because he was well prepared , and his forethought saved himself from what his foreskin and depravity did ….

Which leads me to my next question . Are all politicians sexual deviants ? Jeez , it seems like there have been numerous scandals going back for many years . According to what I’ve been researching anyway . This internet thing is awesome . They got everything ! Much better than my Encyclopedia Brittanica !!!

I’ve been researching……..

Marilyn Monroe and Kennedy ? What ? How could he do that to Jackie ? Damn son . And what about this Anthony Weiner fellow ? God damn that name is fucked up for the things that he done did . Thousands of jokes right there . But John Edwards ?!!? Clean cut John Edwards ?? No way . Even him ? Heartbreaking .

The motherfuckin’ Terminator too ? T2 ? Arnold Schwarzenegger with the maid ? Wtf is going on ? It isn’t just Democrats . It isn’t just Republicans . It’s both ! And not even just the big names !

There’s a whole list of goblin looking scrubs that have done partaken in this most insidious of activities . Eric Massa ? Mark Souder ? Two guys with the same unappealing egg shaped bodies sitting on opposite sides of the war lines both having common ground in the fact that they like the punani that they aren’t allowed to get ? Way to be a mediator of differences vagina !

Vito Fossella ? Tim Mahoney ? McGreevey ? Holy hell . McGreevey . That press conference looked like a Spanish television Telenovela !

David Vitter . Some guy named Sanford . And motherfuckin’ Jack Ryan too . His poor wife ! The list goes on and on ! And I thought Deshaun Watson was a piece of shit !

Uniman , what say you ? Why are there so many politicians playing these sexually deviant games of perversion ?

Makes me sick .

I guess both parties can agree on something for once . Your leaders really like to push through the old roast beef curtains so that they can gain access to the secret VIP room of animal lust and carnal epiphanies …. Whoa . Y’all be listening to some dirty boys . Ya dig ?

I don’t know man . Tackling this politics thing is gonna be tough . Like trying to bring down a motivated and in his prime Barry Sanders in the open field kinda tough , if you were suffering from turf toe and plantar fasciitis , while also being in a bad mental state too , because you’re worrying about those weird red dots that appeared on your meat sheath , that are itching like crazy after you met up with Sheila from the club and took her back to your team’s hotel after curfew .

How is a guy supposed to concentrate and rise to the occasion ? When the task seems insurmountable ? And more difficult of an endeavor than trying to keep a fish alive in one’s cupped hands , that yes are full of water , and that’s a positive , but that are also leaking nature’s miracle liquid through the cracks in the finger’s seal ? Which is obviously a negative ?

Speaking of Seal , why does he have all those cracks on his face ? And more specifically on his cheeks , that lay there just under his beautiful eyes ? It’s a little scary . Like someone pressed a hot clothes iron on his face . I hope he didn’t suffer some form of abuse while growing up , and that it’s just a natural malady that Mother Nature just throws out there to remind us that she indeed is the King Bitch up in here . Ya dig ? Motherfucker can sing though , amirite ?

“ du du du , Kiss from a Rose on a grave , du du du , Stranger it feels , kiss is in bloom , du du du , the more I get of you , du du du , I wanna come back for seconds , bloom the rose ,….du du du … “

Motherfuckin’ poetry right there dogg …..

made that Batman movie worth watching that song did . Why am I speaking like Yoda ?

Anyway , oh yeah , um , this politics thing is gonna be tough to tackle . How do you guys do it ? Ethically speaking of course ? It seems that no matter how good one’s intentions are , or how pure they are when entering the realm of government and politics , sooner or later , their Harvey Dent fight for truth and justice gets acid thrown on it and they become Two Faced …..

is the point of politics to help people live correctly on this planet ? Or has it been manufactured simply for the sole purpose of helping one to antagonize their fellow human beings . It’s weird and depressing …..

Like binge watching an Unsolved Mysteries marathon . And there’s no silver lining . Unlike the television show that I just spoke of , because you get to see and hear that ultimate bad ass Robert Stack . Now he’s a real motherfucker . That voice bro . I play it on the speakers in my garden and it kills the weeds and stops them from growing again . Powerful stuff .

is he still alive ? If I’m not voting for myself then I’d rather do a write in vote for him . Robert Stack for President !

Improve society..

No Spock politics was created to make a government that pushes for peaceful resolution for otherwise driven masses into complete chaos. Many different forms of governance has been created one used a power structure of alpha and servants , such as king ships. Others used groups of alphas in committee ours is a representative Republic because at the time have every American at one place and co.ing to a resolution was impossible. Now we have technology to create that collective reasoning form but are stuck in a representative Republic because those in power will do anything to remain in power...

The game becomes even easier for the beneficiary of government.. corporation they donate generously to both sides with lobbying and elect those that keep the status quo and money pouring into their firms...

Government is unavoidable....

Darkhorse old buddy old pal ! How’s things going ? How’s Theresa and the kids ? And the job at the Nuclear Power Plant ? They still dipping you into the radioactive materials during their testing for leakages and stuff ? And the gonorrhea ? Is it just a distant memory now ? A life lesson learned that scalded you hot after taking a big left handed turn into the underground Manhattan party scene where lipstick and a feather boa is a dress code requirement upon entry ? Hey , it’s goosebumps on a porcupine at this point brother , can’t even see it no more . Ya dig ? That’s how life is bruh , you live and you learn , nobody gets through unscathed , so don’t even think twice about it . Just glad to hear that you found Jesus and that “ T “ took you back . God bless . Hey , why I got you here , help me out , why don’t opposing sides try and work together to find a happy medium and a better resolution for all in our society instead of all this cat pawing and pusssy antics that everybody keeps meowing out every 4 seconds ? I startled you , and you scurried for safety behind the curtain . I’ll wait for you to come out . But when you do I’ve got this Laser Pointer and I want to play around a little bit . I’ll display it on the Wall and elevate accordingly for your “ hops “ and vertical ? Ok ?

Nature you are wise 

Nature , all this political bickering and fighting , it hurts me inside to think about , like there’s a little man in my stomach that’s secretly living there , and using the lining of my intestines as his own personal tiny punching bag .

And he’s just lettin’ er’ rip , like a Mike Tyson heavy bag workout when he was still young , and when he still had the protective eye of Cus D’Amato looking after him , you know , way before that cold heartless bitch Robin Givens fucked up his mind by saying what she said on that couch .

I can’t believe it . I’ve never really been into politics before , but since this innocent CrashDavis thread was moved from General Discussion and into this forum , I’ve found myself perusing the content in here , and I’ve become quite fascinated .

Fascination to the point of comparing it to the first time a young man sees boobies “ in the flesh “ ….

and he can see the jiggle and the wobble of it all , as the darkness of the basement in his parents’ house is teased and taunted by the small amount of illumination that’s coming from that one old light that’s on , but dim , in the corner , that is playing games with the shadows on his paramour’s nipple , causing his 8th grade mind to go into a frenzy , like one of those lonely housewives that finds a new coupon to use at the grocery store , which gives her meaningless life a moment’s joy , and for a second , a fleeting purpose . Ya dig ?

I’ve been googling a lot . It’s way better than my Encyclopedia Brittanicas . Easy peasy . You type something up . It’s there . Like a fat bastard watching the game on his sofa who’s too lazy to boil water , and to make a simple plate of pasta , so instead at halftime he just calls the local pizza joint and has a double cheese and sausage delivered to his trailer . That he doesn’t get up to retrieve off of the porch , by peeling himself off that fart stained recliner that he’s sitting on , till the middle of the 3rd quarter , when his team goes down by 12 and the irate head coach’s head is spinning around like Linda Blair from the Exorcist as he’s forced to call a timeout .

I’ve been reading these threads in here . Oh boy . No one is civilized . There is no independent thought . The Machine has captured these “ men “ and now I fear that they’ve become like those small puppets with those strings attached to them that foreign man manipulate with their hands in order to tell a story that are used in those small town local French and Italian festivals .

what say you brother ? Do you believe that there is room for improvement here in this forum ?

Ok 

Well the easiest way to understand the two sides. And it goes back to the ancient secrets of pharrasise and Sadducee... Even before that this liberal bs conservative is a long the lines of mother and father....

Near with me the two sides of the debate both bring up valid points. Mother with the safety net father with the self worth by independent living.

The conservative value back bone is the individuals are responsible for the out come of their lives they are responsible and this point is a point to beat in mind when deciding what to do.

Liberal believes that society is based on the circumstances of a community and that without improving the whole collective the individuals will fail. Again a valid point...

Where the two go completely off the rails is when Intelligence of a small collective decide to oppress the population... 

There are many ways this is done. 

Confusion is a key element getting two Americans born and raised here feel one is better than the other... That the other is not a human being as well because of race religion status of wealth family ECT... And then the poor reaent the rich the rich then feel afraid of the poor black or white both needs to despise the other... 30 generation vss first generation Americans must find fault.

This confused state of what we are continues to surpresa the masses... So a mass shooter it's the gun fault. Not ever mentions the circumstances that drive the idiots nutz... 

We need more guns to protect us from the crazies is then the other side reality we need to insure that people are not driven to homicidal tendencies as an example of the two sides completely confusing the rest of America meanwhile gun sales remain strong...

Self identification of whether they are fem or masculine... It's on their birth certificate states one side. It's individuals choice the other ... 

See what ever point one side makes the other must vehemently argue the other.

It makes no sense to reasonable minds but many people are sheeple and just go with what ever team they pick like a fanatics of sports...

Understood .

Thank you for helping me gain a clearer understanding of what’s actually going on . 

It’s refreshing to see an approach that does not firmly plant it’s buttocks onto just one single toilet , but that instead deals with the shit that’s inside of us all , and that’s really bothering us , by spreading it around into different toilets , thus not clogging the pipes , and forcing us to drop deuces in the woods like some fucking animals .

But I’m gonna be honest here for a second , which is nothing new for me because I always tell the truth …..

Much like my grandmother’s mutton , it might take me a little time to chew through all the gristle and the fat that you layed out for me here like jigsaw puzzle pieces . But if I know you like I think I do , once assembled , the picture will be amazing , and quite beautiful , like a buxom broad who just won a wet t-shirt contest that accepts her trophy with a smile and a wave because she still isn’t drunk enough yet to pass out …..

Thank you and May God Bless you Nature 

Remember one of the few times Trump went to California and forgot which town he was in? 
Good times lololol

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6404495/amp/Pleasure-Embarrassment-Trump-TWICE-gets-California-town-wrong.html

Man camera woman person me Dotard! 

It’s spooky , and like a haunted house , and I’m talking about your mind , because you’re still rolling around and laughing while the ghosts of past betrayals cast their spells , and voodoo their black magic on to you , forcing your hand , leaving you unable to have an independent thought , and relegating you to just a flabby breathing corpse that mouth breathes nonsense about the same wicked person over and over again till infinity …….

Casper or someone in his family took something from you SideChick , because now you will never truly be given the opportunity to understand what solving a problem is all about …

My heart goes out to you . I will add your soft and impressionable persona onto the list of people that will be released from their demons once I figure this whole politics thing out . But first I gotta clean the inside of my slippers . Because I think whatever was living in my fungi toenail jumped into the comfortable fabric stitched inside of that size 15 monstrosity . And now a quite peculiar odor has started to develop . Be right back .

Handled it . Like a Boss . Per the usual . Now where were we ? Oh yeah …..

You guys have been using this Politics forum like a public restroom . Some of you coming in here in a rush , and in a hurry , because you’re about to shit yourselves , so you quickly unbuckle and let loose a diatribe of stinkdung doody missiles by hitting submit in order for your little bellies to feel better .

An atrocity .

Others come in here and stomp their feet on the ground looking for action like it’s a highly suspicious Truck Stop restroom or Studio 54 in the late 70s . Only providing compliments and huggable banter to like minded individuals that feel the same way inside that they do . It’s unbecoming . Well , something will be coming , if all this patting on the back progresses any further , because eventually the body will become sore from being hit in the same spot continuously . So a new target for congratulations will be sought after and touched . Grossies .

I implore you , with the power invested in me , by the Castle of Greyskull , to jog far away from your wicked ways and instead embrace “ True Open Discussion “ and not just your same party member’s privates .

God Bless . May you all Live Long and Prosper .

It's an ad hock of normality.

But their is a different time to this talk.

See once delve into the discussion you can witness the persona begins the posts here Spock.

Yes you can see that thirdperson isn't  just a rambling stooge but actually indeed a health care worker . 

That Kelly and Fubah are of the late crowd of Democrats saw Nixon / Goldwater after Bobby was killed.

Sundance a loyal jfk supporter turned with Reagan and work on conspiracy even read the book non dare call it conspiracy... 

Raiders is a lawyer. As is a few others.

See this side of our forum has the hecklers chants ... But as you begin to profile the members here you can relate to society everywhere. 

And this is allowed it's own special place cause it gleans gems in reality... The stock markets down no it isn't old Joe's who has trouble finding spoon for his vanilla chocLate chip ... It's because the feds jacked their rates and money is moving away from New York into China.

You can see the cheer leading section as well here those who cheer on their champions be it raiders Sundance or fubah third parties side of things... 

It's a grand sport we engaged in and wager upon... Some donkey like trump wins it all goes out of the gate at 500-1 long shot... Yes money bro with right off shore account and a little bit coin to throw down...

So now we get it multiple times a day with our current president. But that's nothing you guys are concerned about. 

@knockonwood

If Trump wins again this country is beyond doomed!   

We need an actual leader. Not some has been I look through the deck of possible people who could win ...and not the example of leadership we deserve. 

We need an Eisenhower type of candidate....

Looks like we got the wrong deck cause it looks like 52 Jokers plus two screwballs....

Nature you have spectacular eyeballs . You broke all the stuff that’s going down in this forum like you were Vince Lombardi going over game tape . 

“ You sealed a Fate here , and you sealed a Fate here , and you’re trying to run these little kittens away from here , and away from playing in this Alley of ignorance …. “

Nature dare I say you remind me of God ? But not the real one , the one I saw in a movie one time . No , not George Burns . This God was of African American descent and has a last name that I aspire to be . This is why you remind me of him …..

I think a stretchy plastic faced character in the movie makes the declaration that maybe God isn’t omnipotent , it’s just that he’s so old , and that he’s been around so long , he just knows everything …..

I think you really have your finger on the pulse of this forum , and only you truly know who might be dead and who is so nervous and afraid that their heart is beating faster than a prime Cocaine Tommy Lee on the drums during a rock concert in the late 80s ….

God Bless . Well , um , bless yourself I guess ….

I met that African American one time I was charging my phone at a little store in Pensacola not so far away from the naval air base. He came in asked a Korean lady to use the bathroom. 

I recognized the 3 freckle triangle and it was him. She refused him wearing a bikers helmet the top hat kind with no face guard. 

He said ok a bag and some knapkins.... 

I needed that phone charged and really didn't say anything looked like opie in the corner during the real life scene...

Thought it was you but wasn't sure Spock.

All gravy baby , like you can’t even see the mashed potatoes that are underneath that wet meaty liquid while you enjoy them during a mid afternoon Thanksgiving dinner as you watch the Cowboys bumble away another game Jerry Jones in the owner’s box his new surgically enhanced eye lids being put to the test because of the anger . Ya dig ?

That Morgan Freeman seems like a nice gentleman

And he seems to have replaced James Earl Jones as the resident voiceover for this generation’s commercials .

In all fairness I was in of those real life rescue scenes saving a girl from human trafficking bringing her back to her family and end up walking at that time 30 miles away to take a bus back home...

I was wearing a green wool coat and pack boots. And looked way out of place in the Florida sunshine good times....lol 

But I fondly remember that day.