Please I beg of you- Give me a better choice than Biden vs Trump II in 2024

You sound a lot like Charlie Bronson . You got that mustache too ? I have to be honest with you , in conversing with you these last few months Nature , and getting to know you a little bit , what you typed , it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest .

You are a real life action hero my friend . Someone that would even make Chuck Norris look in the mirror at his reflection and say “ Compared to Nature from Covers.com I’m a pusssy … “

The wool coat . The pack boots . I’m telling you with all the truest sincerity that my being possesses , I’m just glad that you didn’t finish describing your wardrobe by ending with :

“ ….and I had on a teal and salmon colored feather boa , with giant earrings in the shape of disco balls that hung low , almost covering the curls from my mullet that were creeping around the corner of my neck like a criminal does when he’s hiding behind a wall because he hears sirens and knows that the cops are after him …. “

God Bless you Charlie Bronson 

It's a hobby bro rescuing women and children.

It's expensive and you get mostly disappointed in return. But In another scene this was easy a damsel in distress in northern brought her to southern Maine ...

A hell of lot easier not in as much...

But I am 6 feet tall live forever so what do I do..

My real job. God bless the bosses that I left for days is a carpenter be on a roof next week.

Replacing alot of wood dangling from a harness. It's not that I don't die... I can get out of this skin for about a second or two transform to some other time somewhere else I just come alive.

Yes same me in the mirror but it's a fog like waking up from a drug out atuper I walk to the nearest store read the date look in the mirror sometime god how I aged....

Kind of like a danzel Washington flick when he tells when he almost died and found a cat to escape... But real real I never been in an animal form just wake up in some sense of past time met myself in a hall way once didn't quite know what to say... We recognized each other in passing .

Manipulation of space and time...

Put it in God . But then their were times I was like black Hancock.. in a drunken state walked through bullets.

Yo . I’m serious here . I’m All in . Just throwing a percentage out there , but I’d say roughly 90 percent of the gentlemen in this forum understand that they exist living and breathing on a rock that is floating in the middle of space , but they don’t truly appreciate what that means , or signifies .

They just go about their day complaining and arguing , and maybe watching a sporting event or two and possibly C-SPAN , all while keeping one eye on the front door in hopes that their blue pill prescription will come at any moment via Amazon or some other delivery service , so that they may finally pop a boner this year , because life is hard , and a little enjoyment is a nice break from the suffering and turmoil of it all ….

Chin Up partner . We got this on LizzideeLock …

Dude some people build model airplanes , or collect coins , while others count the wrinkles on their nutsacks , or they may even tend to their gardens , but I have to say , you playing Bruce Willis , and rescuing people , and saving the day in this Nakatomi Plaza of life that we live , it has to be the greatest hobby that I’ve ever seen someone have .

You Die Hard bro . And that’s why I respect you .

Whether you’re a shape shifter , or the leader of those lizard people from the planet Reptilia , it makes no difference to me . Because I know whether you time jump to 1367 A.D. or manifest yourself even further back in time than the 11 thousand year old sunken city of Gobekli Tepe , I am certain of one thing : you care

And wherever your molecules , protons , neutrons , atoms , or whatever , congregate and form , I know that that is a place that is welcoming and full of the correct energy .

But I think we got off topic for the general masses . So please , who am I voting for in the next Presidential Election :

A. Myself

B . Robert Stack 

C . None of the Above

?

Ok I can’t help myself . The Presidential election can wait . I’m intrigued . Tell me all about when you met yourself in a hallway . And why wouldn’t you know what to say to yourself ? Who’s gonna know you better than you ?

Right ?

I mean c’mon , ourselves are with us everywhere we go , and feel all the same emotions of fear or embarrassment etc , whatever , so what’s to hide or to be sheepish about ?

For Christ sake we even know ourselves intimately , sometimes even better than our own spouses or significant others . Ya dig ?

Because we are afraid to tell them what we really enjoy because we’re worried that they may think that we are freakish or of low moral quality .

Come on Nature . Tell me the truth . Why didn’t you talk to yourself ? I hope this isn’t about some dame . Gadzooks man , be careful , they’re nothing but trouble I tell ya . And if it was about some giant racked chick and her involvement in the old booty bed dance , so what ?

Sloppy seconds with yourself makes it firsts as far as I’m concerned so don’t worry about it . Ya dig ?

Two different people one coming one going.

See I run with an activist crowd once upon a time I was an engaged environmental activist.

Went with a group fund raising knocking on doors getting signatures and money all under the table. So I was with them their . The other me was changing a tire in the front yard of the apartment. That me was there to help a friend the other me was there as well. So the other me overdosed and was left behind a tractor trailer .... So I woke up way in the pass I mean  a decade behind the place and walked into town I smelled like death. But I was enrolled in a university and well I been here ever sense...

It was crazy but when I met myself again what do you say like bro your gonna die.. but then what if I didn't could I meet myself again.. it always puzzled me but I choose to do nothing more than grunt high cause I like what I became and really not the other life....

The bullets was no space and time a man disrespect my friend and shot me dead emptied a pistol.. so I walked up took the empty pistol and beat him with it... Dropped the got steel went back to the car and at point blank range that 45 colt singing opened the door of the car not a scratch on me she said I heard gun shots I said drive.... We bothed survived he well remembered and brought it up the other day it's crazy bro. To say but very real.... 

 this makes a lot of sense to me...

@spock if your looking for action outside of Biden / Trump rerun.  

Bet365 lists pompeo at plus 8000. 80-1As republican hopeful.

And Harris at plus 2500... 25-1...

No nature . Sorry . Not this time . I can’t agree . I will not soil myself , or my soul , by betting on these nincompoops . Even if there is value . Can’t do it . I’d rather stick a fork in my eye and then pluck it out , and eat it as if it was expensive escargot .

Yo , I’ve been reading your life story over and over again . You should write a book . And preferably one that does not fold itself into a coffee table . Cuz it’s been done .

your story reminds me of something . Now I know you said you were affiliated with a group that went door to door . There name by any chance wasn’t The Army of the Twelve Monkeys was it ?

I will be awaiting your reply . As always god bless and drive the golf ball of life long and straight , and get it on the green . 

Did any of it take place at an airport ? And did the fate of the world hang in the balance ? Did you constantly have to adjust a ridiculous fake mustache that you were wearing ? Sounds familiar . Was there a doe eyed brunette fox who’s curly hair just begged your time traveling fingers to touch it ? God damn . Just in case , don’t waste too much time on Brad Pitt . It’s not him who is trying to destroy the world . It’s the bizarro version of Rick Astley who’s sporting the stringy decrepit hair that I’ve seen on just about every bum I’ve ever had to side step . God Bless .

Yo Denzel Washington is my man . That’s my peoples . What movie you talking about ? Where he finds a cat and escapes ? Never heard of it . You talkin’ in metaphors ? Cuz Denzel always gets with the hottest piece of pusssy in every motion picture that he’s in . I think it’s written in the contract . And then he signs it . With his semen . Ya dig ? You seen The Equalizer ? Nice movie . Real wholesome . He helps a hooker get her life together all while massacaring the Russian mob . In clever and ingenious ways . And the ending is like Home Alone when that little piece of shit Macauley Culkin gets the criminals in all kinds of trouble in his house , only there’s a lot of graphic violence in The Equalizer and I think the culmination of it all takes place at a Home Depot . Check it out bro .

Yo , and what’s this with you having your body riddled by bullets yet still being able to walk amongst a crowd of people ? 

I saw Total Recall when Arnold Schwarzenegger picked up that man and used him as a human shield . Dude took a thousand shots to the chest piece , and ended up with more holes in him than a DoubleUp4Life story where he lied more than Nixon because he couldn’t just admit fault . Ego gets em all brother . Thank God me and you is made of that special fiber though . Ya dig ?

Ok. The group was coalition for consumer justice.

Saw the man ... Had a camper there.

He told the story in front of his girlfriend.

Skip ahead till today

Rode 10 hours through white out conditions at times.

And goose is doing great... 

So Spock ... What's that crickets in the back ground... Chirping cause you lost your jive thinking you were calling me out... 

And I became real and real real not some netflick on t.v. 

What you don't believe fine... Cause to whom doesn't believe not enough proof is enough.

Not enough real people testifying of what some thing I not... So just get this straight... 

I did all kinds of crazy shit before in my existence... Not some kind of make believe...

And chew on this for a moment I going to do a lot more crazy shit that's is incredible....

Before the old man calls me back home...

I believe you . There is no doubt in my constantly rebuilding mind that jumps with a full somersault and finishes with a smacking bellyflop into your awaiting pool of knowledge that your essence is pure , and that’s why I splash down and take a dip , and then breast stroke through your waters , because it’s invigorating and refreshing , and this leap of faith is not only paying huge dividends by offering me some much needed exercise for my atrophying muscles when it comes to the fact that I am dealing with a loss of hope in people , but it also provides me a gateway to speed burst through some free thought , which I feel is one of the last true things in this life that is indeed free . Ya dig ?

And for the record , that I scratch , then shimmy to , like an expert DJ with his ear to his shoulder as he listens , or better yet “ feels “ , for the perfect time to start blending in a new beat to the already existing one , maybe I did probe and inspect you like I was some kind of alien being that noticed a human entity that was all alone on a dark desolate road just driving their foreign made Mitsubishi Eclipse in some despondent area of middle America , in order to gain a greater understanding of your species , but upon testing and further examination I have come to the conclusion that you are one of my own countrymen , and not anything like I expected . Nice to make your acquaintance good sir 

You’re motivating me like you’re General Custer and I’m just some young inexperienced soldier plucked out from under a cow while I was milking it , and brought to the front lines in order to decapitate and destroy my fellow human beings who I’m not altogether sure why they are bad , but I was ordered to kill them so I happily comply .

If you did crazy and plan on doing more crazy , in the name of good , then so will I . Good luck to both of us 

Glad to hear that Goose is doing well by the way . Everything that I’ve seen him write here at covers.com suggests to me that he is a real American , and wouldn’t let something so foolish as the Tag of being a Republican or a Democrat sway his decision making when voting for a president . He probably plays it right down the middle , like the cream filling inside those famous Oreo cookies , or a guy in the back seat of a Chevy Nova doing some heavy petting with his girlfriend when he decides to use his finger inside her panties .

We need more people like him . People that don’t blindly follow or tail , and that can think for themselves .

Gee Willikers , for a bunch of hardcore political enthusiasts , who captivate themselves with their hard hitting opinions , and thoughtful insight , there’s not much to snack on in here , in regards to anyone really stepping up to the plate , and submitting the name of someone who is worthy to be the leader of the free world .

packersbackers threw his nuts out there and teabagged the post reply box so I guess that’s not altogether true now that I think of it . But dude is cut from a different cloth than most people , and I also like and respect the cut of his jib , so I expected him , or someone like him , a true alpha , to drop his cock of knowledge across both trembling cheeks , and the bridge of the nose , of this most sincere and important query .

What’s the point of having a mind , with its intricate design , and it’s enormous capabilities , and it’s ever increasing capacity to gather up and compute information , if you’re just going to recycle banal non sequiturs that were stuttered out by washed up lying losers that wear the power and prestige of holding office on their puffed out chests like it’s some bizarro reversal effect of the Scarlet Letter “ A “ ?

How can a man solely concentrate his energy on belittling and scrutinizing another man to such a degree , that it becomes an addiction ?

There has been a loss of focus gentlemen . You’ve lost yourselves somewhere along the way . It’s time to get to all those things that you shy away from , and that you’re embarrassed about , and put them front and center , and attack that motherfuckin’ vulnerability , and then defeat it , with some good old fashioned honesty and introspection .

I think Michael Jackson said it best :

“ I’m looking at that man in the mirror , and I’m asking him to change his ways ….. “

And he also said :

“ Mama say Mama Sa Mama Coosa “

but I have no fucking idea what that means 

Cause Spock until someone actually comes up to the plate and decides to throw thwir hat into the ring everyone is kind of just not enthusiastic for anyone.

See the president is a position of both popularity and achievement.

He has to have both. Usually drafted from the ranks of public officials in Senate house and state governors with a few military leaders .

And right now no one is creating excitement on either side of the aisle.

Yes . I understand Nature . For normal folk like you and I , the gaggle and the assortment of candidates that our eyeballs are currently viewing leaves a lot to be desired . It’s like walking into a club with a fresh haircut and a new shirt , and smelling of Aqua Velva , and then you look around and frown , cuz the place is jam packed with a bunch of fives and sixes , with an intermingling , and a sprinkling , of fours and threes also , that really brings down the average , and Thank God it’s dark in there , but it still really makes you question why you even decided to go through the trouble and the expense of waxing your taint , cuz by the looks of things , no one in the building even remotely deserves to slippy slide on that smooth convex skin shield that you spent all afternoon preparing . It makes me sad .

Oprah Winfrey if she announced could win it all.

She has enough assets to campaign enough popularity and owns Harpo industries.

Has the media connections.

She could be the next president in some of the chatter I been Reading...

My favorite color is purple . Right after blue . And Oprah seems like a nice enough lady , but I really hope someone else becomes President instead man . Because Stedman Graham would then be the First Lady , and I just bet you that motherfucker would look horrible in a dress .

Although I thought the same thing about Bruce Jenner , and I’ll tell you what , he surprised me , cuz he kinda pulls it off , but that’s all I want to see him pull off , because I fear the sight of what man attempting to play God looks like when talking about the aesthetic appearance of the reproductive organs .

But then again I’ve come across a few furry mutant nether regions in my time that were not surgically “ enhanced “ that made that weirdo Gizmo with the big rolling eyes from Gremlins look like the Mona Lisa . Ya dig ?

And I’m sorry about the nouns , or pronouns , or about the words I used to describe Bruce . I’ll admit it . I’m at fault . I have not kept my study up on the subject of what certain people find suitable when attempting to describe themselves , or what they find acceptable from other people .

I vow to do my due diligence though , and to not doo doo all inside my mouth , to where it gets stuck between my teeth , and to where even flossing would make no difference , because talking shit is something I won’t stand for , even from myself , because I believe everyone is deserving of respect , so I’m gonna have to get my syntax on lock , when speaking about the people who are the pioneers in this new age of gender advancement .

They are the Neil Armstrong’s first step on life’s moon to equality . And thank god . Because acceptance is something we as humans all dearly need , and strive for , and sometimes die for . Life is short bro . In comparison to the time that the universe has existed . One’s life cycle is tantamount to the blink of an eye , and it appears and vanishes faster than a lightning strike .

If you’re a good person then be happy with yourself and with who you are . No matter what .

I have a feeling once all this hub bub dies down , and when we figure out a few parameters on how to integrate our new team members into this dawning of a different age that we are currently experiencing in it’s initial stages , we will be off and running , and their shining example of perseverance and recognition will make it just that much easier for anyone else who doesn’t meet the “ criteria “ of what a normal living thing that’s alive , be what it’s supposed to be , and get that respect that they wholeheartedly deserve .

Then maybe I can jump into the mix and plead my case so that I don’t feel ostracized either . But I need them to work their magic first , and to pave the way , and to be my lead blocker , because the world isn’t ready for me yet Nature .

There would be about 8 billion people who would all simultaneously lose all of their hair and teeth if I were to reveal my cross . Good golly Miss Molly it would be a sight ! Like a world filled with only me , and you , and the rest looking as if they were dressing up for Halloween as Vin Diesel with a bad meth habit .

In short , no to Oprah 

Although I’m sure we would all receive some decent parting gifts . But that bitch can’t buy me , ya dig ?

FACT CHECK :

Robert Stack passed away in 2003 so unfortunately I can no longer consider him as a viable candidate or someone to vote for in the next Presidential election that will be taking place in the year of our Lord 2024 .

now I’ve seen Vivek Ramaswamy’s name thrown into the hat of potential candidates by our esteemed forum member packersbackers . No whammies! No whammies ! Stop . I’m unsure about him . Does anyone here have any reason to state why this man should not be joined together with the Oval Office in an unholy matrimony of evil and slapstick humor ? Speak now or forever hold your peace , or piece , and don’t shoot it , if you’re a gun advocate , and you if get down like that , cuz I’m only the messenger . Ya dig ?

I think I saw DeSantis mentioned in this thread too . Who’s he ? Is he a nice guy ?

Would he save a kid’s cat that got stuck in a tree is what I’m saying ? And if that pusssy took a bite out of his arm down by his Rolex when he was attempting to corral that feisty little beast , would Ron utter an inappropriate four letter word out of frustration or surprise , or just because it really hurt , in front of that young and impressionable youth that was just standing there and looking up at his old nuts while watching him make a vain attempt at heroism ?

cuz I can’t be voting for no vulgar heathen that can’t even keep his composure during something so mundane and trivial as that . Plus spock loves the kids . Cuz they’re our future , like the great Whitney Houston sang about .

And Oprah’s out . Nope . Not doing it . Stedman Graham is the dealbreaker . I can’t have a further decline in the reputation of our First Lady . Cuz ever since Michelle Obama left we took a sharp nosedive into mediocrity , and Stedman , while he was once able to lift 100 pounds right over his head with relative ease , is indeed a peach , that I would just love to take a bite out of , but I unfortunately can not endorse him , and I will henceforth categorize him as “ forbidden fruit “ that my political mouth shall never munch on .

So does anyone else have any potential good candidates ?

or a Top 3 ?

Or Can You Tell Me who You GUYS are Gonna VOTE For ?

Thanks and God Bless  ( wow my hand looks so big next to this little font , I wish I could , nah , forget it , I won’t go there .. )

Lol Desantis a good guy?

His opening move was to pick on Disney.

Yes Dyney mickey Minnie and gang became public enemy number 1.

Like the burger mister in Kris kringle tale out lawing toys....

No Desantis is dead in the water... JFK... He is not. 

Pompeo vs Harris has value...