Please I beg of you- Give me a better choice than Biden vs Trump II in 2024

I'm here to see if anyone needs more bread at this table

Breaking bread . Breaking balls . Breaking bad . Politics and those in power breaking our backs . It’s all the same . It’s all tax . Was I born free ? Absolutely not . I was grandfathered in to these chains and constraints by the heartache and the betrayal of every single slimy piece of shit motherfucker that came before me . Whether they were good or bad . Because their choices , decision making , rules , and leadership , or lack thereof , forces me to set limits on my ability to grow and experience whatever this existence is . Player hating sons of bitches . Trying to control everything . Listen , I understand that there have been numerous scoundrels and derelicts running around since the beginning of the time when man first learned to stand upright and fuck . I get that . So rules need to be put in place in order to protect people from harm . But you motherfuckers have done gone off the rails son .

Shit is too convoluted . Too dirty . Too many grimy hands wanting a piece of everything . And it’s fucking with my enjoyment and my exploration of this life .

as we hurtle through time on this rock spaceship that’s floating through infinity , with the ghosts of men’s epiphanies smoldering in the explosions that have detonated history . Ya heard ?

Wow . For a forum that prides itself on knowledge , justice , awareness , and bravery , I find it a bit odd that there have not been that many people in here that want to voice their opinion on who would be a good candidate for the upcoming Presidential election next year .

Is everyone simply going to vote for the person that wins the nomination that is affiliated with the party to where they’ve pledged their undying allegiance ?

Is it that cut and dry ? Like a potato before you bake it ?

Has everyone already made their decision ?

Or are their some darkhorses that we should be paying attention to ? Like that mid major team that plays in a smaller conference that upends the overconfident and lazy higher seed in the tournament ?

By using the time tested formula and recipe of good old fashioned hard work , determination , grit , and focus ?

Is there anyone besides the Sleepy Guy or the Orange Man that can win ?

Who could possibly catch lightning in a bottle and electrocute the competition into submission ?

Come on political aficionados . Speak up now or forever hold your meat . And then beat it , and scram ……

if you’re too nervous to sink your teeth into a little real discussion , because mostly all that I see in here is lots of agreement when it comes to those that are in the same gang as you , and a lot of childish criticism and teasing to those that oppose your steadfast beliefs .

Come on Americans ! Sack Up !

After the entire Republican party has explicitly or implicitly endorsed the attempted coup on January 6, I can never vote Republican again unless they were openly against the Trump cult. I’d like to have someone under 60 and be  A) Trustworthy “ Needle in a haystack “ B) Understanding of modern technology. C) They know people in government and how government works.

I’d have say 1) Gretchen Whitmer - Gov. Michigan 2) Andy Beshear - Gov. Kentucky 3) Ben Sasse - NE Senator 4) Amy Klobuchar ….”With a few years of seasoning in the Senate” 5) Katie Porter …Congress to President is a negative to me, I’d rather they had time in the Senate or Governor like 6) Mitt Romney. Also given only the choice between Trump,DeSantis,or Sarah Huchabee, or say Biden/ Tim Ryan….I’d vote for Biden twice again! 

What would Abraham Lincoln say or do if he was around today ? Would he be making Tik Toks on how to keep a beard neat and tidy by teaching his ultra difficult method of hair taming ? And would he be asking those people that clicked onto those videos to subscribe and to hit the notification bell ? Because he was looking for more followers ? So he could charge advertisers more money ? And build up enough scratch to finally get that Convertible Corvette that he always dreamed about ? So that he could impress and then ultimately bang one of those hot political news reporters on Fox broadcasting that wear those tight micro mini dresses ?

Or would he be a God damn American and challenge anyone around him that was within striking distance to a bare chested wrestling match ?

To see who was more of a man , and who would earn the right to wear the Tallest Top Hat in the village ?

With the winner extending his hand to the fallen and beaten to a bloody pulp loser , with the added bonus of also helping him to his feet , so that they both could go to the Saloon and catch some heat with one of those promiscuous ladies that’s employed there ?

I don’t know . But I imagine Good ‘Ol Abe would be none too pleased with the current state of affairs going on in our country .

And that we can’t , after arguing and brawling , come to a respectful resolution , and maybe even get shitfaced and dong some poon in the process . Damn shame .

God Bless you America 

And God Bless you joepockets , for being a true patriot , and helping me along my journey to a better understanding of government and to a rather enlightening political spiritual awakening 

Joe , Thank you for taking the time to not only list the names of the people that you think would do a good job , but also being kind enough to share a few of your thoughts on which qualities or achievements you look for , when makings decision as important as this one .

I can see a clearer pathway to your soul now , and I can see that what sits there inside , is good , and caring , and I swear to God I would hug you right now to show my appreciation to you for being such a decent and noble human being , but unfortunately I’m not a megabyte or whatever and I can’t transport myself through the airwaves and into your phone , and then manifest myself in the flesh to complete the whole embrace .

Nevertheless God Bless you joepockets . And may your pockets be filled with dollar bills and cash money , because not only are those things valuable , but they also offer strong protection and cover just in case you see a hot babe and pop a chubby , and that will save you from embarrassment , which is priceless 

Yo , that Gretchen Whitmer is kind of a fox . She’s got a little of that Jack Nicholson as the Joker to her face . I like it . It’s a little creepy . But it’s not a dealbreaker . I’m gonna have to check out some of her policies . First impression ? Pretty good , but I noticed her husband’s name is Marc with a “ C “ . Red flag right there . Never trust a Marc with a C . He’s gonna be my First Lady ? I mean I could try to get over it , but I’d probably always give him the side eye , and expect him to be devious . Plus why didn’t she take his last name ? I don’t know , maybe I’m old fashioned but that might be strike number 2 .

@spockgato

 I’d have to guess and say some people who have established a professional identity, especially those in very visible positions such as writers, academics or celebrities.Or if their name is key to their profession or political believes! Just a guess

Yeah joe , I know what you’re sayin’ , initially I had planned on voting for actor Robert Stack , the host of Unsolved Mysteries , by way of write in vote , but then I saw that he entered into God’s Holy Kingdom in the year of Our Lord 2003 , so now I have to got for plan B . Not the contraceptive . I’m not pregnant joe , but I’ll tell you what , anything that I’ve ever put my mind to , and really wanted , I’ve achieved , so I’m not saying carrying child is out of the realm of possibility , it’s just that I’m saying I don’t think I want to bring a kid into this world with the state that it’s in now , plus I’m worried about my ass getting fat , and a blubbery jowl , so I’m gonna have to pass on motherhood right now , but as far as to what the future holds ? Who knows bro ? Ya dig ?

joepockets , my man on the inside , with the presidential plan to save the land I extend my hand to you big guy 

I really put my dick to the grindstone and researched the hell out of those candidates that you suggested , and I did it all night , and with such unbridled fury , that I think I lost part of my meat sheath , and now my foreskin is missing a good chunk of itself , and there’s an ominous red splotch across the center of it towards the bottom , and it resembles that funny little crimson spot on Gorbachev’s head now , but just a little bit .

It also looks like I might have been attacked by a fire breathing dragon that used whatever steroids Barry Bonds injected into his veins that helped him hit all those home runs , and that made his head grow to such gigantic proportions , that by the end of his career he began to resemble a Human Pez Dispenser , or some BobbleHead Doll giveaway that came to life and acted like a major asshole .

Hey , you take the part about him being a jerk out of the equation and it sounds like it could be a decent And wholesome family Disney movie . I wonder what Tony Danza is doing nowadays because I think he would be great in something like that . And he could totally redeem himself for playing an aging , chain smoking pitcher who dies of cancer in that 90s blockbuster smash Angels in the Outfield . How the fuck did they green light that shit in a kid’s movie bro ?

Anyway , Sasse would be my top contender . The guy is barrel chested and brawny , kinda like a modern day John Wayne . He’s good . Plus I like the fact that I could say to my foreign friends “ yeah you’re leader is Aight , but he’s boring and plain , and my president is Sassy ! “

And that Beshear and Klobuchar ? Can’t do it pal . They got a little too much swank on the ribeye steak if you dig what I’m sayin’ . Yeah , in the dark and dimly lit dingy lights hanging over your table at the SteakHouse it might look like a nice piece of beef , but you go full out bright on that hunk of dead cow and then you can see that green hue in the corners that it shouldn’t have . Unappealing . And Unhealthy ! Not interested .

but thanks again for adding into the conversation because if Biden runs and wins I believe he will be 86 at the end of his second term . And since we already touched on restaurants a paragraph up , well , in that business , when an item has Sold Out and is no longer on the menu for the night it becomes “ 86ed “. Him too unfortunately .

And Trump will be 76 . And by then his “ Spirit of “ may well have him walking around outside on Pennsylvania Avenue in his bathrobe , and muttering to himself , like an old mobster trying to fool the courts by claiming dementia . But his might be real . Ya dig ?

Hey joe , while you’re here , let me pick your brain a little . DeSantis ? What’s his bag baby ? What’s his deal ? Is he a good candidate ?

Should I be looking into him as someone that I can vote for , if Trump gets incarcerated and his poopychute gets sent to Rikers Island where it will be plugged up like an old bottle of wine that you took out for a party , but your guests weren’t big drinkers , so over half of it remains sitting there alone like a latchkey kid , and then to boot , somewhere along the way the cork got misplaced or lost , so you had to put on a different one that your thoughtful wife had sitting there in a drawer for a time just like this , but her thinking ahead still didn’t resolve the problem , cuz the cork didn’t quite fit perfect , cuz you really had to smush it in there with boatloads of strength , that you mighta had in your twenties but not now when your body feels like it was pelted by thousands of rocks the day after you do just some simple gardening , and that extra pushing of your senior citizen body to it’s limits caused you an ulnar collateral ligament injury and a whole lot of anger ……is he a good guy to put at the top of my list as far as presidential candidates go ?

Ok joe , there’s been some breaking news since we last spoke ! Donald Trump must have given a couple of dollar bills and maybe some of the loose change that was stuck in between the back seats of his Bentley or something to a weather lady with big boobs named Stormy .

I’m not sure if he scribbled on a note that he thought she was good looking or whatever , or if he asked her if she liked him , and to circle the “ yes “ or the “ no “ that he wrote at the bottom of the letter if she did , but something odd went down , because money was exchanged for something a little more intimate than just a private meteorology lesson , cuz homeboy has been indicted by a grand jury , and is now one step closer to having a member of a prison kitchen staff slop something that looks like mashed potatoes onto his tray when he gets to the front of the line in the jail cafeteria like you see in the movies .

Dude , this is Yuuuuuuuuuge !

This might just be what Desantis needs to climb that mountain ! So that he can finally slay the dragon and take that top spot , and his rightful place on the throne , where his flat pancake butt can sit comfortable in the syrup of victory , because winning is sweet , but vanquishing a foe that is a thorn in your side in the process makes it oh so doubly delicious , just ask those late 80s Pistons teams about the Celtics , and how great it was to finally get over the hump , then you’ll understand .

Anyway , I’m dying to hear your thoughts on Ronny boy . Is he worthy of my important vote ? And of my endorsement ? I don’t know . Help me . This decision is too difficult . It’s just too hard to choose . It kinda reminds me of this morning when I had to decide between dunking the Oreos or the Chips Ahoy ! brand chocolate chip cookies into my milk . I stared at that off white colored bubbly glass of cow piss for over three hours . And then when I finally picked one , and dunked it , wouldn’t you know it , the milk had soured . With an expiration date of February 14 written right there on the side . And just like a bad Valentine’s Day my heart was broken . Makes me sick just thinking about it .

Please don’t make me make the same kind of mistake politically .

Thank you and God bless , and may your first child be a masculine child 

@ Spock u woke up inox ow Maine today I able to kiss the hand of a beautiful woman in foxwoods...I know envious I supposed 

She was amazing... Kind eyes my age and an amazing smile ??

So you a hand. Depends?it's ok... Not everything is like me and the otherangel besides me lolol 

Yes sir getting some loot from the ATM and enjoying my self 

Pompeo is one of the dotards who wrote a column a month ago urging us to bomb Mexico.  Harris can’t run a campaign of her own, everyone hates her. 

One of my right wing buddies put some $$$ on Klobuchar to get the Dem nod, as she has long odds and not much dirt on her.

@spockgato

 "choice" is an illusion propped up by the uni-party regime....  the system is broken.  It must collapse before it can be rebuilt.  A collapse is something no one here really wants to live through but will be required.....it will get worse before it gets better, that is for sure.  

 kudos for attempts at initiating discussion though 

Thank you KC . I love your sweater vest . It really accentuates your broad shoulders . You play football in high school ?

Anyway , yes , destroy and then rebuild , I’ve heard that expression before , can’t remember where , ahem , but it sounds familiar , and it has definitely entered into my earlobes , and for sure has nestled itself in there once or twice in my life and become real cozy …..

like a drunk husband getting under the covers and attempting to spoon with his wife , before she shoots him down by saying that she’s got a headache , plus the clap , and that she’s on her period too ,  while even going as far as proclaiming that the chicken soft tacos that she ate at Taco Bell didn’t agree with her , because now , at the present moment , she’s suffering from a little case of mudbutt , and the coffee colored drip drops falling out of her crack could slippy slide their way onto those pricey Bed Bath and Beyond bedsheets that they got on sale last Fall , and that would be a shame , because one , they’re really nice , and two , both of them worked so hard to save up enough money to purchase them ….

Or when I see Democrats nowadays focusing most of the words that come out of their princely mouths on Trump and his orange combover , and how they would absolutely adore guillotining his head into a large American made wicker basket that they filled with man eating serpents or tarantulas beforehand……

Or when the Republicans claim that Joe Biden is doing that old Mafia boss routine and shtick where he walks around the neighborhood in his bathrobe or pajamas while intermittently jerking off into mailboxes , and faking dementia , in order to not be held accountable for his past transgressions , but Old Joe ain’t puttin’ on a show they say , and all that talk about him finger painting on the walls of the Oval Office with his feces is indeed true , and reflects his ever decreasing cognitive functions and abilities …..

But I digress , yes you are right , a change must be made , and it will hurt and cause discomfort . And humans aren’t built to be uncomfortable . They hate it . They despise it . They loathe it . They will do any , and everything to avoid it . They will lie to themselves over and over again in order to not face the things that are truly stressful , and that don’t make them feel good . That’s why it’s easier for most people to just continue on the same played out road of antagonizing each other , and insulting each other , cuz it’s hard god damn work , and uncomfortable , to even attempt to speak with each other in a rational or respectful manner . Those pusssies .

Wait , I think one of them just patted someone on the back , who believes in the same exact things that they believe in , while also pretending to not see or read what someone with an opposing viewpoint wrote . I gotta check it out .

Because that type of behavior is just a reaffirmation of everything that I’ve basically been talking about , and I want to feel correct , and comfortable about it , and I am , because I’m human , I think , or just highly evolved …..

See you at the revolution KC 

And another thing KC . Wowzers . The political news coverage . Holy shit . Completely slanted . On both sides . It’s like an optical illusion . Like the one that Rocky Dennis saw in the Funhouse mirror in the movie Mask that made him look like that prettyboy Eric Stoltz .

I find myself speechless when perusing through the information that media outlets supply , much like Dozer the biker in that movie that I referenced , except for that one time when he sputters out the line  “ I’m ….. proud …..of ….. you ……….. Rocky “ like a bad muffler on a late 80s Chevrolet .

What’s with this cockamamie phenomenon ?

Has it always been this way ?

CNN is completely fucking the brains out of the Democrats , and FOX News has it’s tongue so far up the Republicans asses , that it makes that gerbil that got lost deep within Richard Gere’s butthole (allegedly) look like Baby Jessica that fell in that well , with a glimmer of hope that it can be found , because FOX News is setting world records for digging and drilling , that are way better than any offshore oil company looking for that sweet black liquid could ever hope or aspire to achieve .

And put that into perspective buddy , cuz those motherfuckers are some of the greediest bastards on the planet . Ya dig ?

What say you compadre ?

Oh my God . The boner parades with all of this Trump hoopla on the TV is getting a bit disconcerting . You have what are seemingly normal , responsible citizens , that are losing all of their inhibitions , like they were unknowingly dosed with MDMA at a rave , because they are erecting skin statues in celebration , and in honor of , their arch nemesis Orange Man , and the possibility of his sphincter muscle meeting it’s demise by way of Bubba , with his incarcerated rage and fury being the propellant to that most gruesome of destructions .

It’s sad . Really sad . Like those commercials that have the soft music and the closeups of  “ in dire straits “ pooches with their eyes somehow on the verge of tears , that are just begging for a few of your dollars , so that they can give them a quarter of what was donated , and buy some ALPO with it , and feed those mongrels a little , before they kick that mutt and leave , in a hurried fashion mind you , because they are late to yet another meeting that has been put together so that they can brainstorm more heartfelt advertisements for their scammy organization .

Can we get the guy in jail already so we can see if they have any worthwhile thoughts circulating in their oblongatas ? Besides him ? Holy Preoccupation Batman ! SLAM ! SMACK ! CRASH ! It’s like a bad cartoony TV show up in this motherfucker . Can you gentlemen please get back to the basics of what your party believes in ? Instead of all this gossipy chitter chatter like you got breasts with milk inside your button up shirts . Put some work in god dammit . This is getting EMBARRASSING !

Or perhaps you will all circle jerk yourselves to death like some kind of Mexican standoff that went awry , that doesn’t find you , or pit you against one another , or as opposition , but rather assembles you as cohorts , and indirectly , due to the ramifications of your actions , as targets , nay , bullseyes , for each other’s love and affection , that squirts so effortlessly out of your giddy bodies during the incomprehensibly preposterous shenanigans that follow such shallow endeavors . Grossies .

I ask thee in no uncertain vernacular or mish mashed mumbo jumbo smorgasbord gumbo of syntax and verbiage :

Will you men begin to follow the correct path of discussion once the evil orange villain and antagonist of your worst nightmares is safely and securely “ put under the jail “ or will you just continue on with this masquerading charade of propaganda and infinite bitchiness ?

Find truth in political discussion gentlemen and do not run from it .

It pains me to say it fellow Americans , and it removes whatever warmth and fuzziness that laid there in the center area that was surrounding the cockles of my heart , but , and this is a big but , but not a Sir Mix Alot big butt , cuz that has 2 T’s in it , I think that Joe Biden , much like our disgraced former President Donald Trump , may also have a sexual dysfunction , because for every Stormy Daniels , there is also a Lucy Flores , or a Tara Reade .

And say what you will about that degenerate piece of Republican shit who has that tiny little puckered mouth with it’s constant ejecting of nonsense that describe his over the top antics in detail , so everyone can see how pompous he is , because as far as I know , he has never showered with his daughter .

I’ve lost all respect for Mister Biden if those allegations are true . And there is a special VIP section in hell for him , or whoever else could do such horrifying things . Peace .

Oh man , there’s a bunch of lazies in this forum

All you guys do is talk about Trump being an asshole and a criminal , or about Biden being a half dead corpse that needs to be commandeered like some fucking piece of equipment in order to puppet him through his presidential obligations .

You guys zig zag and crisscross around each , but never make contact , like those guys that do that fucking motorcycle show in Las Vegas . You know , the one where there’s like 3 riders inside of a metal ball that you can see into .

It’s fucking pathetic . How can anything ever get done , or rectified , if you guys are just gonna choose to sit there on the sidelines like some fucking nerds at an 8th grade dance that are too afraid to even ask a girl to dance ?

What in the actual fuck ?

Did this forum ever contain any meaningful discussion or threads ?

You guys treat each other like ghosts or apparitions , like maybe you see a guy’s post with an opposing view , but maybe not , and you’re too afraid to even want to think about it , or acknowledge if it was real , because it makes you nervous and apprehensive .

Where’s all the real men ? The John Wayne’s , the Charles Bronson’s , the Chuck Norris’s , holy hell dudes , as far as I can see you guys are just a bunch of Right Said Fred’s , and y’all must think that you’re too sexy to get involved in some real talk .

I guess some men have heart , honor , and balls , and others just gossip about things like a bunch of ladies in a sewing circle .

Think about who you are , and what you wanna be , cuz from what I can tell , after living on this planet for a while is , motherfuckers are fearful and afraid to tackle things out of their little pacifying comfort zone , and they keep on heaping shit on top of shit in order to never have to face cold hard truths about themselves , and they keep on fucking things up for everybody .

My future children will suffer from your weakness and for that I can offer no respect , or mercy , for your sensitivities or feelings……

TRUMP 2024!!!!!!   Knock!