Coin Toss

'You're a disease and I'm the cure.'

Stallone in Cobra.

Almost everything Oddball said in Kelly's Heroes.

'The people? As long as he's got a fight on TV, a bag of chips, a beer and a couch, that's the people.'

Boxing promoter in Bogart move The Harder They Fall.

A happy guy walks into a Catholic church and sees the priest walking up and down swinging an incense burner.

He tells the priest, "Sweetie I love your dress but your purse is on fire."

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A neighbor looks in the window of a house and sees a rabbi, a priest, and a protestant preacher playing poker. He doesn't like any of them so he calls the cops.

When the card players see the cop car approach they hide the cards and chips.

The cops ask the priest if he was playing poker and he says "no."

They ask the protestant preacher and he says "No."

They ask the rabbi and he says, "So with who?"

I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART

A herd of cows wind up in a marijuana field and have a pretty good time.

They were leaving and decided to return to the field because the pot called the cattle back.

Heights

Dentists

Sharks

Psycho-Chicks

A place for your stuff.

And the one on dogs- "Dogs have two time references, 1 minutes and forever - of you're gone for more than 15 minutes your dog thinks you're going to be gone forever sand that's why it' so glad to see you when you get home."

I remember reading a medical article in the 1980s that doctors said they could take any baby born then and give it a lifespan of 140 if it was kept under medical supervision.

The rest of the article was all about how society is not set up for such a thing.....people working until ?, social security paying people for  years, etc.....

There are a whole bunch of people who don't want legalized gambling and I'm not talking anti-gambling factions.

Consider this, what is legally bet on the Super Bowl every year in Vegas is mere chump change compared to what is bet illegally elsewhere.

No, I wouldn't. They all have a world domination agenda or would be forced into one.

Getty3 made some darn good points.

I worked in Vegas. As has been said here for most chicks that play it's slots, especially video poker. But there are degenerate chick 21 players, and yes, sports bettors.

One year the NFL pre-season had just started and the two best looking babes in the joint where in the break room talking about point spreads.

One of the supervisors cracked everybody up when he said you can sure tell it's football season in Vegas when pu$$y takes a backseat to point spreads.

Try this: https://www.camnpusreform.org/?ID=6770

This is really getting ridiculous.

Professors threaten bad grades for saying 'illegal alien,' 'male,' 'female'. https://tiny.iavian.net/6lzn

Detox,

A place called New Harmony, Indiana was famous for its population of critical thinkers. There were several attempts to make it a utopian colony.

But as one of the guide books says, while the eggheads were inside solving the world's problems the hogs outside were eating all the food for the coming winter,

Why should the politicians who retire get all the breaks?

So where is the media headline "Armed black man shoots two unarmed white people on news tem doing their job?"

The last few weeks even though our cable guide showed MLB for Wednesday nights we're getting everything but..... a little bit of baseball tonight, @!#$% soccer, high school thumb wrestling (o, I'm embellishing with that one), etc.., but no scheduled baseball games.

Anyone know what's up?