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mods found out Mr Juan voted for Eisenhower in 1952

This is some thread

I’m locked up virtually for fake pro gambler mockery and literally while recovering from total knee replacement.

Obviously I have some free time. I figured there’d be some others considering getting the surgery who might have questions, so as part of my rehabilitation I’ve decided to give back.

If you have bad knees and have questions about what to expect when you get new ones or what it’s like to do time for FPG mockery, fire away.

Is Don on the phone?

This thread is FIXED

It’s a multicultural gulag, youlll learn to love it. I did.

Settle down, Beavis

Is anyone here an actual notary public?

I’d like for my declaration to carry some weight.

I fear I could (temporarily) sober up and backpedal 

@IntenseOperator

 This guy gets it 

Should I ever be released, I declare my allegiance to the box.

F the mains, the mains are for weaklings and trust fund phonies.

The box suits me, I love it here and here I shall remain.

peace and Love

hurumph, hurumph I’m gaining traction based on my modeling hurumph 

@bigred84

 Mountain momma, take me home,  country roads

Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. Swing low, sweet chariooot

I like a copier where there’s only one way to put in the original and then only one big (preferably green) button that says push.

Same with my coffee machine. Give me that old school Joe DiMaggio Mr Coffee. Fill the back part with water, fill the filter part with grounds, push “brew”.

Things are unnecessarily complicated.

Can you hear me in the back?

It’s like the Tab of instant coffee. If you want to sell instant coffee,  just call it instant coffee. Even Folder's crystals tried harder and they didn’t  really try.

What’s the deal with Sanka? 

Is this thing on?

For some reason, Otis Nixon is now playing QB for SF.

@StumpTownStu

 I can’t tell if this is a recommendation or a threat. Shanks are no laughing matter.