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Posted: #176
Quote Originally Posted by Ralpher789:

HAHAHAHAHHA KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID PHUCKER KILL YOURSELF HAHAHA PHUCK THE PHUCKING METS AND PHUCK YOUR GOD DAMN PHUCKING LIFE KILL YOURSELF PULL THAT PHUCKING GUN IN UR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU PHUCKING B8TCH DO IT YOU PHUCKING LOSER DO IT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Dude, your mother must have gobbled up a lot of cock. Do you even know who your dad is? You sound like a f*cking retarded crack baby. Learn how to spell and get your sh*t together. Lmao what a waste of space you are. Your mom should have just swallowed you.
 
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Posted: #177
Quote Originally Posted by Ralpher789:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA PULL THE TRIGGER BLOW YOUR PHUCKING BRAINS OUT PHUCKING PHAGGOT B8TCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


YOUR person mother should have swallowed you. You sound like an idiot and probably are wondering who your dad is. Get your shit together and learn how to at least spell. Lol what a waste of space you are. Too bad your person mom didn't swallow you.
 
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Posted: #178
Quote Originally Posted by EZMon3y:

You're an idiot

Math is your friend. 
https://www.sportpunter.com/2010/12/hedging-your-bets-evidence-that-it-is-a-bad-gambling-strategy/
 
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Posted: #179
Now that the fun is over - Eight pages and 194 posts ago the truth was already there. You can not place a sports wager or any other kind in Vegas by wire transfer. You can wire transfer to a casino or sports book account, but you can not place a wager. If the OP had said he wire transferred the money, then got on a plane, went to Vegas, and placed the wager, he would have been slightly more believable, but not much. No sports book .No book in the world would accept 500K at 9-1. The overall effect of such a wager would be devastating if lost. Do you not realize why they have limits in every sport? On every side and prop? This guy will be back, he is the kind that just loves to toss out BS, but it may take you a while to recognize the new username.

Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
 
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Posted: #180
Quote Originally Posted by GamblingDivorce:

fun night on the strip and a nice sweat too boot. A few more days left to determine my fate ive got a loaded revolver in my mouth and a one bullet in the chamber

Hopefully one of the "Powers That Be" here @ Covers puts this thread in the archives section so that it can be enjoyed for generations to come. This story was compelling from post #1 - it was basically the plot of "Leaving Las Vegas", just with gambling instead of alcohol. Finally fed up wife and kids do the right thing and leave, strung out loser cashes it all in for one final score, it even ended up in Vegas!! There were twists and turns, highs and lows, ups and downs, but all the while you just knew this guy was going to "Al Bundy" it and f@ck up in the end......

Bravo, GD!!! Looking forward to your next "adventure".....

Oh, and I'm not at all worried about you really offing yourself, I personally don't think you have it in you to go that route - except if you start drinking heavily. Hey! Just like Nic Cage did!!!
 
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Posted: #181
If this OP is a troll, I really hope he comes back with a new angle/story ... this guy is a class A story weaver. Pure art.  I mean holy darn, just the 1st sentence alone is novel-worthy:

"Damn...I wake up every night between 3 and 4 am to cold sweats and trauma of risk that have not been rewarded"
 
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Posted: #182
Seriously guys, as KeyElement said just a few posts back of mine it was very simple to realize this was nothing more than an "entertainment troll" thread.  Almost no Vegas sportsbook (maybe one or two I can think of would accept it after much talk among the real brass) would take that much action on a single sports bet LET ALONE A FUTURES BET.

I mean, have half of you ever even been to Vegas?  Fake from the beginning but somewhat entertaining I guess...I stopped reading after the first three pages but remembered this once the Royals won.  The OP probably never even wagered $50 on it.
 
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Posted: #183
Quote Originally Posted by KeyElement:

  This guy will be back, he is the kind that just loves to toss out BS, but it may take you a while to recognize the new username.


i think it;s 'thedonator'
 
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Posted: #184
I need closure. I need to know what happened to him.
 
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Posted: #185
Quote Originally Posted by Steven19083:

I need closure. I need to know what happened to him.
He was last spotted stalking his accountant, lawyer and several other advisers he considered his "brain trust". No report on results yet but if he had no success with that he probably did turn the loaded gun on himself; any way you look at it the world is a better place.
 
  
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Posted: #186

No, I am not dead contrary to popular belief. Death is subjective, and I can tell you being chained to the radiator of a tijuana laundromat basement while spending the last 5 years eating cat food is as close to death as one could imagine. 

It was a gruelling time of darkness as I found myself indebted to an unnamed cartel. 

When you have friends in high places you always find a way to succeed and you damn well bet I played my ace of spades. 

Have not seen the light of day for years then all of a sudden a favor from the cia was called in. The real adventure began.

Spending 8 months on a cargo ship headed to Macau is my only hope to hitting one more big play.

 

 
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Posted: #187

an_roll_laugh

 
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Posted: #188

Reminds me of John McAfee except this guy isn't likely worth a tonquietan_roll_laugh

 
 
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bigsmile How was the Slammer? Drop the soap?new_devil

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