The much too soon CD Newsletter - Week 1

@JDD

 No need to go to mass tonight!

Notre Dame just gave the world absolution.

Thank you Jesus!

@Biscuiteater1

 I’m pretty sure God’s not a Ravens fan.

God stopped watching football when they installed the new roughing the passer rules for QBs.

Direct quote from God,,,,,,,,,"It is apparent to the human eye if there is harmful intent from a defensive player, and it should not be cause for a roughing the passer violation if in the natural course of events a portion of a 300lb defender's body touches or presses against a quarterback while making a tackle.  Entire games can be decided with a 15 yard penalty with under 2 minutes left.  If the QB's helmet is hit from accidental glancing in the natural course of events, the zebras should have the common sense to differentiate between roughing and natural inadvertent innocuous contact.  Next thing ya know they're gonna put skirts on everyone."

Gotta love that God guy..,,,,,,,seems to say what everyone else is thinkin'

so true. 

Preston Pearson played high school football in Freeport, Illinois.  Utility receiver for the Dallas Cowboys.  He’d do whatever they asked him to do.

@Cranky_Hank

 I played my secondary football in Coventry.

The Pearsons make my top 50 'Boys.

@lbcake

Let's get the season started 

Steelers ML(+120) *1.00/1.20

Did Kenny Pickett just post a perfect passer rating in pre season? Yes he did. He'll be facing a guy off of elbow surgery on his throwing arm. Game on.

Patriots +4.5(-110) *1.00/.91

Not as thrilled about this bet as I was a few weeks ago, but still have my reasons. I think the Eagles slip a bit. Tape is out, Sirianni ain't a secret anymore.

I think the Pats O gets a little better. I can't think that they plateau or get worse with Bill O'Brien at OC instead of Patricia. That has to be impossible. I could be completely wrong about all of this, but at least I'm getting spotted 4.5 at home.

Giants +3.5(-115) *1.50/1.30

Giants ML(+145) *.50/.73

The Cowboys in 3 years under Mike McCarthy are 0-3 in week 1. And non of those games were vs division, and only 1 was otr. The quarterback is Dak Prescott, no need to further explain.

Brian Daboll is a players coach, and he won more games last year with what he had, then he should of. This year he has more imo. I'll be damned if this game doesn't come down to the last possession on prime time.

Jets ML(+115) *1.00/1.15

I'm seeing big time regression for the Bills this year. It doesn't hurt that the Jets now have Arod. Love their defense. Fuck the points, just win.

GAME OF YEAR

Week 5: 10/8/23

Jaguars +3(-110) *2.50/2.27

Jaguars ML(+135) *1.50/2.03

They're playing the Bills in London. I'll try to find what thread I posted about this game, it's the ultimate "spot". Getty's rise from the ashes.

DDDDDDddddd

@undermysac

Dobbs   Vol QB ....will start for Zona week 1....

@undermysac

we are on the same page on most all     

@undermysac

 Best wishes for a great season. 

Thoughts and Prayers to Getty3, somewhere in flooded Florida.

Hope we are on the right side or this newsletter may die by week 4

Overall really like this opening week card, good match ups. 

I was aware that the Cowboys have been handling the Gints in recent years but not to the tune of 11- 1.

@BIGDTITLE

 Thanks BIGDTITLE for the thread 

@undermysac

 Thanks for everything you do here 

@LuckyGuy

There will be at least one maybe 2 teams in the AFC were 10 wins ain't gonna cut it. 

I feel bad for the Ravens and Bills 

@Biscuiteater1

 Bass tournament championship is this Friday and Saturday. It's a big deal. I'm off work all week leading up to it. Heading north tomorrow morning.