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Tough go. I disagree with all of those except for the SF game..and the SF game may be tough b/c they have no QB and their leading receiver is a rookie TE. St. Louis is still sketchy on offens putting up pts. NE will prolly hold them... and Cassell will be Cassell again. Cleveland smokes massive cock on offense and can hold teams on defense, plus Jax is a defensive team by nature.
Tough go. Prolly say stick with the SF over... and leave the others. |
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there should be a poll.
you look like a compromised peacock if you squat to wipe.... why do it?
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SLF-MDE | 32 |
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sit and wipe? you a girl?
I never sit and wipe.
1. Stand to piss
2. Sit to shit
3. Stand to wipe (slight knee bend)
1-2-3, baby!!!
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SLF-MDE | 32 |
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I just helped 5 more across.
Put down your KKK merit badges and help me get these folks across!!!!
Don't be racists. They need help across.
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Gynecologist747 | 9 |
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Travel in the US ... fucking boring.
Even worse when you want to do it in the blink of an eye.
I understand your idea, but it doesn't make much sense. It's like saying, 'hey guys, what's the best symphony to listen to while on the toilet?'
dedicate your 3 day weekends to big tits and twat. if you find a really hot women who can hold a conversation, isn't a bitch, and can polish it for ya..... then consider yourself lucky and enjoy
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CrusCrnshw | 37 |
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why bring a camera into the shitter?
was my ex-girlfriend's and had it with me... I was standing up to wipe and .... (SLOW MO HERE)... 'ohhhh nooooo.... arms flailing down slowly..... camera splashes down into shitbowl like a World War II movie and a bomb exploding into the water'
and she never knew it happened!
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SLF-MDE | 32 |
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dropped a phone and a camera in the shitter......
camera worked fine even after dipping into the chocolate iceberg. however, the cordless worked disparagingly... and had a smell to it. still use it, though. doesn't work as good though?
can you say Toxic Shit Syndrome?
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SLF-MDE | 32 |
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![]() That's some good shit. Glad someone has got their thinking cap on and can see through Mr. Earkle!
God bless you.
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Gynecologist747 | 1 |
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You gonna help illegals cross into the US or what?
If you don't help, then you're a racist.
Five minutes ago I just saved a nearly-extinct butterfly specie from a spinning fan. Now who's with me??!!!!
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Gynecologist747 | 9 |
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The economic crisis has made it extremely difficult for many businesses, states, regions, etc., etc.... but it's also been hard on the illegals.
Studies shows the flow of illegals has slowed a bit because of the economic crisis. Since I like to help people out, I'm going down to the border to help some illegals cross the border.
Anybody else wanna help me help the illegals? We can hug a few trees on the way down there?
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Gynecologist747 | 9 |
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All that mostly bullshit. Read all that crap when I was young.
'Win Friends And Influence People'... yeah fucking right!!!
After many years in the work force the reality of work and human relations is this:
'Backstab and Brown-nose Your Way To The Top'
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haggajw | 12 |
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Who should I play?
Tough call, no?
SF has the chance to put up 30 vs. Seattle at home. Nedney is a really good kicker.
Brown is solid and excellent from distance... but STL prolly won't have many chances vs. NEP. But then again, maybe they'll only get FG chances???
Who should I play?
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Gynecologist747 | 2 |
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the dolphins blew major dong last year. they sucked. Giants weren't compelled to score and they played to the dolphins shitty level.
this year you've got prolly the 2 best offenses with the 2 hottest QB's in the NFL... and you wanna hit the under?
Bad idea. May hit, but bad idea.
Also, consider this. SD and NO scored combined 21 pts last week.... you can put your hand over a firehose to temporarily stop the water from gushing out... but the water will keep on coming and eventually it'll bust out.
I wouldn't fuck with an under with these 2 juggernauts.
bush is out? so what. the guy blows in the nfl. he can return punts, but after that he's not top notch in the nfl.
expect a late moose to get the over or they bust the fucking lid off this one.
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BustinPiles | 19 |
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I'm talking about a real job.
Oscar Wilde prolly spent 17 hour days reading and writing all day long... but that's not a job. Kobe Bryant with a job? Puh-lease!!!1 Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you? -- Kobe Yeah, I'd like a cheeseburger! -- Me Oh, no yew dinn'nt. -- Kobe Oh my God! He's banging the cheeseburger receptionist lady in front of my family in broad day light .... uh, yeah, i'd still like the cheeseburger -- Me |
Gynecologist747 | 122 |
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Vote for Obama.... free candy canes for everyone!! Hooray!!!
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Gynecologist747 | 122 |
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You ever watch these sports shows where they chronicle a football team's history and the like? For instance, I watched one on Mike Ditka and the Bears the other day. Ditka was talking about how the new guy came in for ownership and fucked everything up and was saying how the guy didn't know jack about jack... and the position was just handed to him.
So the camera pans on over to the guy Ditka was referring to... and the guy was some clueless, pampered, never-had-a-job in his life dork... aka, sweater-wearing dork son of super rich folk. Sometimes you see these clueless people in stores, restaurants, events, different scenarios. You can tell they've never had a job in their life, but they've got tons of money at their disposal. When I see Baraq Obama, this is exactly what I think. 'Has that guy ever had a job in his life?' Sure as fuck doesn't look like it. Get the same thing when I look at Manny Ramirez. 'That guy has never had a job in his life.' Terrell Owens.. Ryan Leaf... Kobe Bryant.... Gwenyth Paltrow... Bill Gates.... the list is endless. Hug a tree, cry over the ozone, worry about baby-clubbed seals... vote for Baraq Osama. ![]() |
Gynecologist747 | 122 |
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Prostitution is already legal. Oldest business on the planet.
90% of women marry for prostitution, I'd imagine. Definitely no less than 80%.
Got to secure those resources, build a nest, and reproduce. Really just a reflection of nature.
This is why Donald Trump and Hefner actually have women lining up to get drilled by those 2 hair-piece wearing corpses.
On the flipside, us dudes are just as shallow... Our dongs get erect by the big tits and juiciness of the beyotch. The hottest beyotch gets are attention and instant interest.
Just nature.
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jpero | 8 |
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this is a no brainer. don't fuck with this. don't even think about it.
women are the worst in the work environment b/c they're petty, tempered, change their mind, petulant, and like children...
you've got to understand that 'professional' behavior in the work place is just a cover.
women have the craziest and most ridiculous shit floating around in their minds.
and here's RULE NUMBER ONE about the work place... and it is even more important than company ink or eating where you shit..
RULE NUMBER ONE!!! Never trust a fat, ugly woman in the workplace. These women are miserable to the core... and the only satisfaction they get out of life is making their sucker husbands miserable or trying to pull some trivial power play at work to make up for their ugliness.
As a corollary, never trust short, scrawny dudes at work. They may hide it, but they've got Napoleon and 2-incher complex all the way.
PS. ... You and this girl are headed in the same direction? None of this shit matters or has any bearing on your bottom line. And not to be rude, but your post shows little knowledge of women.
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male escort | 19 |
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Got lucky. Nice.
2 goals in the first 10 minutes... Games with 2 goals in the first 2 periods.... chance of going over 5.5 goals..... 18-5 in the last 23 games where 2 goals in 1st period. Really lucky, I feel. ![]() |
Gynecologist747 | 10 |
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Well, sounds like I'm fucked. Just watch it from work and see what happens.
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Gynecologist747 | 10 |
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