MaxStretch

Quote Originally Posted by TheBest:

50 huh so ur brad pitts age.

Little older than Brad Pitt. Bye the way. He can keep Angelina Jolie. Would'nt mind if he tossed me his seconds with Jennifer Aniston tho. Could spend some of my extra money on a bucket of those little Blue Pills. That should take care of her nicely. To answer an earlier question. At my local store a litre of Crown is around $34.

The thoughts of a new Harley still stands. I can buy a cutie to help me out when I break my leg. If I broke it when I was married, I'd only gotten laughed at anyways.

Live Long and Prosper Bro's!

Moving straight on up.

Black Velvet now becomes Crown Royal.

Milwakee's best now becomes Heineken.

Sirloin now becomes Ribeye.

I'M BACK BA-BEE!!!!

Plans:

1) Continue to pay my two kids student loans. Maybe a little extra each month.

2) Since besides the alimony, I lost a good chunck of my retirement in the divorce and Im in my fifties. Got to get moving on retirement planning finally.

3) Maybe a new Harley in the spring. I friggin deserve it. YES!!!

After 7 years and 10 months. I'm finally done paying alimony and child support. Been scraping and hustling for almost eight long years because the lovely courts in the state of Ohio feel an ex-wife who has never wanted to work should receive half of my earnings.

WTF am I going to do now that I actually keep everything I have worked so hard to earn. Jesus its like I have gotten a second full time job without having to put in the time. I feel a long awaited two week trip to somewhere sunny and sandy is in order.

Was just getting ready to eat my lunch at my desk and get a few laughs in reading the Fat Broad thread. Seems to have disappeared.

Whats up with that?

No garbage. Went out with this lady right after my divorce. Im 5-9. She was like 6-3 and an easy 280. She was a friggin behemoth and she was drop dead beautiful. I used to love it when she would grab me by the back of the head and cram my face between her giant hooters. It was a frickin riot.

I remember banging her doggie and thinking, this is really the biggest fricken behind I have ever seen. And it was hard as a rock.I used to go to the bar and watch her play sand volleyball. Jesus christ, she would break faces spiking the volleyball.

Was a great change of pace from my puny, bitchy ex-wife.

When are you going to pay back your loan?

A rocks glass of Crown Royal on ice

Dry Aged steaks on a smoking hot grill

An unexpected morning Blow-Job

and last but definately not least.

A day at the horse track with my best bud's

I find myself saying "Livin the Dream" everytime my woman starts ragging on me.

My dad's favorite saying was "I outta kick you right in the ass"

Gearing Up For Inaugural Season

This may be even better than the LFL (Lingerie Football League)

https://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201209/bikini-basketball-league-gearing-inaugural-season

Greetings all. Have not posted in a while. Have had a very sucessfull CBB season so far. I will start posting record after tonights games. Really enjoy the write-ups many of you take the time to post.

FYI 1 unit = $100.00

5 Units Troy +4.5

4 Units C of C +8.5

4 Units Niagra -3

3 Units Over 137.5 Austin Peahy/SIUED

Best of luck!

Got this from my couzin. really hope it is real. Enjoy!

Geezus I just laughed my fucking ass off right in the middle of my office.