SALTY

At 41....jerking off twice in a day. I can’t remember the last time. Heck, there are days now where I don’t once! But probably still average 4.75 per week. 

@packersbackers

 You beat me to it! Lol

there was nothing better than finding that discarded porn mag back in the day when we were able to ride our bikes outside of our own yard unlike times today where it’s gotten pretty gaaaay! I found a mag on 2 separate occasions before the third grade and to this day it’s hard to top that joy I experienced at those times I discovered GOLD! Hahahaha

@TheGoldenGoose

 Naw goose I didn’t keep it running unfortunately due to me long story short shiiitting the bed and did not get it all cleaned up before I could get back to realize  my annual domain/web hosting fees were due and it lapsed....So it bummed me out pretty bad and I was kinda outta control for a while and put it off. Then my biitch azz Accidentally got a gf for 4 years that I banged the first night off of tinder. After that I didn’t have much to write about because I slowed down for a bit doing dumb shiit lol

my Domain was bought after I let it lapse and then now six or seven years later type in salty jones.com in those fux are Trying to sell my .com name for $2200 anyway I still have all my old content Backed up on a Zip drive.

I think im getting close to being back kicking ass and starting it all back up where I left off some point this year I’m thinking Actually. Thanks for asking

....and yeah I’m gonna be around a little more going forward.

You been doing alright man? Fuuck we are getting older and around here it seems like the traffic is almost Nonexistent like it is when you go out to bars now...Not many walking through the door.

Drugs

@StumpTownStu

Open it and see....

 
I never do either but opened it Expecting to see nothing but it was loaded with new transaction messages that were not mine.

 Just kinda odd being low amounts seeing as minimum CC deposit is $48

I’ve always liked bookmaker and never had any issues or complaints with them....

It’s been several months since I’ve made a deposit and used my bookmaker.eu account. 
I just logged back in this week and clicked on my messages in the inbox and noticed about 40 messages stating “transaction approved” for ODD amounts ranging from $1 to 10 with most being $1-$2-and $5 each.

I emailed support and the response was happening but nothing was charged to me.

So technically I’m not out anything...but it sure looks like the type of scheme where the thieves run cards for minimal amounts to fly under the radar and know people won’t follow up on a WTF $1-$5 charge

Anyone else see in their inbox what I see in mine? What do you think? Seems like my account is being used to funnel money through

You know who really loves Wendy's?.....My girlfriend.

She loves when DEEZ nuts are bouncing on her chin!!!

Assuming I have a low IQ because of a song reference I used to make a joke says a lot about you my friend. Great job by the way on your comment. I am impressed

FYI....I just took an online IQ test and scored a 62. Is that good?

Abuse of power by the police and government will never end at this point. They are supposed work/serve for us the people but because of corruption and the high % of bad seeds in our system these days it's hard to respect them.

Nobody has ever been compelled to write a song called "Fck The Fire Department"

Be honest stu....you work for Cleo or the Psychic Friends Network don't you? How could you possibly know I pump my own dick? I have been doing that now for 28 years since I was 12. Like I mentioned earlier that losers make lucky guesses sometimes but that is where your one bet winning streak comes to an end.

You claim that me and mctrap are the G in LGTBQ and we are doing what G's do in this thread......BUT if you take a second to look at the facts stu....you will see that mctrap making one post(#2) in this thread does not constitute your G accusations especially since I know you are fully educated on how to search and follow people in these forums. Which anyone will see that there is no history of me and mctrap following each other....BUT...

You stu on the other hand only took you a matter of minutes to jump into this thread following mctraps latest comments

Which to be honest is kinda revealing about you stu....I mean...you claim me and mctrap are a couple of G's in the LBGTQ world...But you follow around what you think is a G dude......I dunno...kinda sounds Q to me!

And lastly....I am proud to say it and I would take the Ricola horn out of the dudes hand on the mountaintop to echo into the hills.....The joy I get when I see a strangers eyes cross in public the very moment when their brain processes they just walked into the fart zone!!!

Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard

What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall.

But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady

But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady".

I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw!

I notice that you respond to your own quotes

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you like your own posts on facebook 

I bet everyone on your friends list can't wait to see the pics of your next lunch....or dinner. OR your solid gold opinions of what your thoughts of interactions with other people throughout the day in your daily life....

I'm guessing 5+ posts a day to your wall on that minus who the hell knows how many shares you make sharing the solid gold you call the browsing history of your newsfeed

Be honest Stu.....you pleasure yourself to selfie videos of yourself pleasuring yourself don't you

No worries man....we won't judge you here. We are all pals

I don't wear a mask but that actually is not a bad idea.

Sometimes when I fart I am actually impressed with how bad it stinks...And I must admit that I am actually looking forward to farting again which I know will be happening soon..... I feel a flood in my brain of happy chemicals when the aroma of joy flows through my nose holes when the confirmation of foulness of round 2 processes!

Farting into a face mask could enhance my pleasure like the auto-erotic asphyxiation version of my farting pleasure.

I'll keep everyone updated!

https://i.gifer.com/HSJ6.gif

....And I swear the guy behind me in line wearing a mask and gloves looked at me as he walked into my fart cloud freaked out like he was Arnold Schwarzenegger exposed on Mars in the original Total Recall!!

I looked him in the eye with the confidence knowing I could whoop his azz and said....."CALM DOWN MAN! THAT'S NOT HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!" ....as I just arrived onto my next social distancing sticker in line to stand on....as he arrived to my previous sticker in line.

I'm not a doctor but people are freaking out and buying way too much into this glorified flu Coronavirus crappola!

Thats awesome

I am from Little Rock and have spent enough time at all locations  mentioned aboveand then some over the years. I can tell you with confidence the best casinos as far as atmosphere goes. Southland in Memphis has taken a lot of business from Tunica being about 35 minutes or so away on the Arkansas side. I agree about some of the casinos being gloomy especially during the week. I have not been in Arkansas now for almost 1.5 years now so I cant speak for sportsbook conditions but here is my 2 cents...of course weekends are when most casinos are hoppin and as far as positive people vibes and party atmosphere with bands, hot chicks around etc and casino attendance/size i would say....

1&2 is a tie with Horseshoe and Goldstrike(they are next door to each other in same parking lot basically connected) 

3 is Sams Town....smaller casino but i liked it there cause they always hooked me up royally with rooms food freeplay etc and friday saturday nights have a party atmosphere that i of course fall into well.

4 at maybe an honorable mention is Hollywood on the weekends is worth a walk around. Its across the street from Sams Town.(those 2 and two are about a 10 min drive apart)

And do not speed ANYWHERE! Trust me! Lol set your cruise and follow all road rules anywhere around casinos and from memphis to casinos!

K

I met Dillon Harper a couple months ago when she was in town that weekend promoting herself. I was driving by and saw her name on the sign for that night and was like i might as well stop in for a few $9-10 beers and take a look at her titties

It's not everyday you get to meet one of the gals you've jerked off to right? YOLO lol

So when she came out I got a chance to sit next to one of those "making it rain" dippshitz so I got to see his show and I only put 4 singles on the stage(like a boss) lol

She was hot and I got a chance to talk to her for a couple minutes and she was cool as hell. I thanked her for the inspiration she has given me to empty my balls at home which I was so glad i didnt pick up the phone and make that booty call to this side piece or that one! Lol

Then I told her if my diick had a hand slide odometer she would be responsible for at least 5 miles on it.

She was glad to hear all of my compliments and gave me a hug lol....

It was a night to remember...lol

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