Quote Originally Posted by SirJohnDrake:
1. There were days and nights without the sun. ( In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and empty, and darkness covered the deep waters. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters. Then God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. And God saw that the light was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day" and the darkeness "night". And evening passed and morning came, marking the first day. ---Genesis 1:1-5)
So you are wrong that there were days and nights without the sun, (how many days are you talking about?) because the sun was there on the 1st day of creation after the heavens and earth. It seems that you are not really reading the Holy Bible close enough and if you are then your comprehension skills and interpretation needs improvement.
2. There were plants growing without the sun. (Then God said, "Let the land sprout with vegetation--every sort of seed-bearing plant, and trees that grow seed bearing fruit. These seeds will then produce the kinds of plants and trees from which they came." And that is what happened. The land produced vegetation---all sorts of seed-bearing plants, and trees with seed-bearing fruit. Their seeds produced plants and trees of the same kind. And God saw it was good. And evening passed and morning came, marking the third day.---Genesis 1:11-13)
So you are wrong again by saying there were plants growing without the sun. So again you are not reading the Holy Bible close enough and if you are then your comprehension skills and interpretation needs improvement.
3. Snakes can talk, even though they have no vocal cords. (In the Garden of Eden the serpent was the shrewdest of all the wild animals the Lord God had made. After God found out the serpent deceived Adam & Eve, God cursed the serpent)
4. The first human was made directly from dirt in some sort of a magical incantation. (Then God said, "Let us make human beings in our image, to be like ourselves. They will reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock, all the wild animals on the earth, and the small animals that scurry along the ground."---Genesis 1:26)
So again you are wrong is saying Adam was made directly from dirt. God didn't tell us in great detail how he created Adam.
5. Earth took 3 days to make but only 1 day for the whole rest of the universe. Again you are wrong the earth was created on the first day along with the heavens. It took the Lord seven days to finish his creation...amen!
6. People can spontaneously turn into salt. ( Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt when she looked back at the city that God was destroying)
7. There were no rainbows before the flood, but everything need to cause rainbows did. (Ha?
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1. If you read the bible son, the sun does not appear until day four.
And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate
the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred
times, and days and years,
15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.
16
God made two great lights—
the greater light to govern the day and the
lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.
17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth,
18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness.
And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. So you see, there was no sun on day one, or when the plants were growing. You can't have days with the sun, period!!! There is no other way to measure days/nights. And plants grow by photosynthesis, which can't happen without a sun either!!
The events described in genesis are simply impossible.
2. Plants grew on day three, before the sun.
Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants
and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to
their various kinds.” And it was so.
12
The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their
kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds.
And God saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
3. Yes, God made a talking snake whose purpose was what??? Do you think it did what it was created to do?
4. Adam was made from dirt. Genesis 2:7
Then the LORD God formed a man f
rom the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being. ***FUCKING MAGIC****
5. God, according to the story was not completely done with earth until the third day. On the fourth day he created the sun, moon and stars. It makes no sense that it should take God longer to make this tiny planet vs the rest of the universe. But it did, because the writers of the bible didn't know how big the universe was. Stars were small to them, the earth was huge. So obviously earth longer!! Duh!
6. And you believed that actually happened?
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7. No response????
So, Is there anything else you would like to be wrong about?