JDD

You make me like Mike Trout more.  

Mad feminine shit.  Writing all this.  

Feminine asf.

I haven't come to the forums in a long time, then I read most if this tragic thread and you reminded me why I stopped.

I am embarrassed to have given this 4 minutes of my morning.

tarleton state can potentially win that game

It depends how you spell it

Destiny or Destinee is a career sword swallower with an overwhelming amount of singles in a shoebox under her bed

Destinie can be the girl that shows you around the apartment you are about to rent, then works her way up to being a real estate agent 

Bottom line is any spelling of the name ends up with a 1099

You may as well bet every dollar you can afford to on it. 

If I were you I would probably even bet dollars you can't afford. 

Just get wild with it.  Get loosey-goosey.

Fortune favors the bold James.  You may never get this opportunity again. How often can a team actually be destined to win? 

The answer is "one time". Destiny only comes once James.  She is a fickle bitch.

Act on it.  You're welcome.

I haven't smiled all day until I read the sentence "Make you fuck a crippled goat"

It has been a long day.

I have sudden empathy for that make believe goat. Sad goat making a sad baaaaaaaaaa sound....nothing like the fiery aggressive baaaaaaaaa sounds that goat made in its early years when it stayed out all night and found the cutest doe in the field and dominated her.........just a sad no-umph in it broken baaaaaa sound......with drool coming out of his mouth and his tongue kinda hanging loose out the side.  

Broken baaaaa.  baa-aaaaa-aaaaa....then death by sodomy. Jimmy Gape being forced to bang him.

"You give it to that good for nothing 3 legged goat like you mean it Jimmy!"  "Or we start over!"

Like that movie Whiplash when the Farmer's Insurance guy is the mean drum instructor. (low key great movie)

I had to google what a female goat was.  I initially typed sheep.  It is doe. 

just killed like 11 minutes at work. gracias spock.

I used to manage a strip club in Texas. Those chick were animals.  Once I saw a Cuban chick named Rosa get mad at a Venezuelan chick name Ella because Rosa thought Ella stole her new iPhone.  It was Ella's turn on the main stage, and right when Ella got into her first few twirls on the main pole Rosa came charging up the stairs like Mike Singletary filling the A-Gap and she speared Ella and they tumbled off the stage. Hair and high heels everywhere. 

Once on the ground Rosa bit Ella's upper arm right under the shoulder and literally took a small chunk out of her upper triceps area. Blood all over Rosa's face. Looked like a Walking Dead episode. 

Bless your heart for trying to domesticate a young stripper.  Tall task.  You'd have better odds with 3 team teasers.

I always found it amazing how different they looked when they were parking their car and walking into the building as opposed to after they put on their war paint and outfits. Countless times they'd say hello to me and I wouldn't have a clue which little maniac it was.  Like Halloween every night. 

The coach's son (Antoine) left and plays in the league now. They were competitive with him.  Detroit was a good situational team to bet with over these last few years. I remember them covering for me against Boston College last year. Way too big of a spread. 

Antoine was a gunner. Unlimited range. Almost broke NCAA points record I think, came close maybe. Either way, losing him and most of the rest of the kids playing major minutes has forced Mike Davis to start over from scratch. 

Mike Davis if you remember was the guy who took over Indiana when Bobby Knight got fired.

Hakeem Olajuwon's son plays there at Detroit, clearly not making much of a difference at this point. 

NCAA Hoops Plays 1/4/24: all to make 1/2u

Hofstra -1

Cleveland St +6

Green Bay -2.5

Stony Brook +5.5

UNC Wil +1.5

Wagner -6

Youngstown +1.5

James Mad -5.5

Tarleton -4.5

Colorado +12.5

BOL FadeThePublic81

 Sometimes playing with the SDQL database makes ya feel better Van.......Bama is 7-0 ats since 2009 in the game directly following a game they win by 3 points or less.

The latter doesn't happen much. Saban isn't usually involved in nail biters.

They beat Georgia by 3 for the SEC chip, so this trend is live. I am not betting it personally, just passing it along. 

The most interesting thing I took from it is how rarely Bama games are close under Saban, that they only had 7 wins by 3 points or less in the last 15 years, but 3 of those were this season (Arkansas, Auburn, Georgia). 

BOL. 

@kcblitzkrieg

This is not true whether you meant last 6 vs Division, or even last 6 vs. Denver.

Neither statement is true.

Tell me you live in Staten Island without telling me you live in Staten Island.

BOL. 

GL CY

congrats on fish money sac.  Nice to get paid doing something you like to do.

had a few of these in for awhile, some as early as July 27th.  Got screwed on the Bengals line for sure, but I am stuck with it. Lowvig actually has it at a PK now.  I feel lied to.  

Detroit +7/+6.5 won already

Chargers -2.5 -105 (july 27)

Cincy -2.5 -105 (july 27)

Raiders +4 +100 (aug 24)

Carolina +3.5 -105 

Philly -3 -125

Dallas -2.5 -138

Bears -1 -102

Seattle -3 -144

Wash/Seattle ML Parlay -105

ok......lets see how we do. 

Good luck fellas.  

@arch1969

All this time I thought otherwise, you have to be kidding me.

I even had business cards made that said JDD- Owner/Operator- GB Packers Inc.  Useless paper now.

They also told me I would have my own parking spot at Lambeau, I mean not a good one in the front, but still, lying bastards.

Thanks.  You ruined my day.

I am kidding, but since sarcasm may be lost on you I will go ahead and say that in plain writing.  It is merely a sentimental thing, that fans of the organization participate in.  Nobody ACTUALLY thinks they are gonna make money when they pay the few dollars it costs to get a share.  It is just a team souvenir, with the option to go to the shareholders meeting and vote on team hierarchy.  When AJ Dillon and Aaron Jones bought them in 2021, they didn't think they were gonna make any money on them either, nobody does.  

Did you honestly think you were unveiling some new information that wasn't known?  That is what it seems like.  lol.  "You don't own anything".  No shit.  Nothing gets past you,,,,,great catch.  Sharp as a marble.  

Think about it like this,,,,,,,,sometimes people buy a share of their 2nd favorite team just so when they have time one summer to go to the shareholder meeting and see Lambeau they can take their Mom there so she can have the experience before she dies, plus she loved the shirts I bought her.  It isn't always about financial gain.

Now go google deez nuts.

lol.

I never come into the general discussion area. 

Shit, I try to rarely go to the mains.

funny stuff.  

Carry on.

Good luck this year Truck

@Michigan_D

 I am just curious why you like ASU so much.

Overall reasoning if you would share?