concavecapital

Yikes 

ok.  So tied still for lowest ever 

Iowa and minny 31.5 0/U  

not sure I’ve ever seen that 

Aaaaaand that salami should just about do it. 

seven shutout innings 

Jordan lyles is dead last in all of baseball among qualified pitchers with a 6.25 ERA.  54 out of 54. To qualify a pitcher must have 1 inning let team game.  Your first sentence said it all.  I don’t understand this line.  Any other day this hits through two innings at worse.  Some things just have zero explanation 

@Ferguson_Funk

 “Can’t make this sh it up and beyond embarrassing” ?   What in the absolute hell are you expecting ?  These are the absolute worst two teams in baseball when it comes to striking out.  

Do you even follow this or just throw darts? 

https://www.mlb.com/stats/team/strikeouts

@smellybunty

 Excellent point 

Denver comes home from a five game road trip and beats the brakes off the best team in the east by 20+ 

theres improbable and then there’s unbelievable 

Vegas siding with Detroit.  And they're gonna get every single Joey six pack to bite on the vikes at plus money    You can’t win literally every single coin flip as minny has done this year.  Their luck is off the charts.  They’ve been Outgained in Seven of the 12 games so far.  Hell, the freakin jets just Outgained them by almost 200 yards.  They beat Miami but were Outgained by almost double.  You can’t have half the yards and still win. Just not possible.  They did though.  Don’t fall for the plus money.  Best of luck 

@LonghornHoosier

 That’s because nobody will ever be sold on him 

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnMiddlekauff/status/1583970886465355778

“There are a lot of Pac12 teams that are undefeated at home.  USC has the biggest road win so far at Utah.  Someone will have to break serve on the road“

they lost that one.  

@NutinButtLove

 Through the roof.  Even with jimmy behind the wheel, KC no bueno vs the pass 

First team to score a TD in this wins IMO.  shouldn’t be very many tallies on the scoreboard.  

Gamecock play caller is worse and it’s not even up for debate.  You are up seventeen rip at home vs the SEC’s dead last rush defense and instead of pounding the rock , you let rattler and his dog sh it wide receivers continue to punt the ball away.  Just genius.  Hope to god A&M pulls this off.  This game should’ve been toast early. 

You have three points through three quarters against the leagues worst defense. Let me get my calculator to see how many points that is per quarter 

@haukiann

 Every book is moving the line.  This isn’t fake info. 

Devito starts today for illini 

@HockeyNight11

 Devito starts today 

Two point move so far at my book.